Stone Jr., Esq. v. Austin III

CourtDistrict Court, E.D. New York
DecidedSeptember 28, 2021
Docket2:21-cv-04822
StatusUnknown

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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT For Online Publication Only EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FILED ---------------------------------------------------------------------X CLERK ROBERT S. STONE, JR., ESQ., an individual;

HOUSE OF STONE 76, an independent sovereign nation 9/28/2021 12:25 pm

pro tempore; U.S. DISTRICT COURT

EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK Plaintiffs, LONG ISLAND OFFICE ORDER -against- 21-CV-4822 (JMA)(ST)

LLOYD J. AUSTIN III, in his official capacity as Secretary of Defense; JOSEPH BIDEN, in his official Capacity as President of the United States;

Defendants. ---------------------------------------------------------------------X AZRACK, United States District Judge: Before the Court is the Order to Show Cause filed pro se by Robert S. Stone, Jr., Esq. (“Plaintiff”) and the “House of Stone 76, an independent sovereign nation pro tempore”1 seeking a temporary restraining order and/or preliminary injunction enjoining the President and the U.S. Defense Secretary “from mandating any COVID-19 vaccinations of U.S. Troops.” (See Order to Show Cause, ECF No. 12 at 14; Pet. for TRO, ECF No. 13 at 57.)2 For the reasons that follow, the complaint, which seeks largely the same relief, (see Compl. ECF No. 10 at 16), is sua sponte

1 According to the Complaint, “PLAINTIFF HOUSE OF STONE 76” an independent sovereign nation pro tempore governed by a demure, dare I say bashful, Kantian Autocracy-established by discovery of unclaimed sovereign title abandoned by violation of the aforesaid Declaration of Covenants and Restrictions dated July 4, 1776, running with all territory defining the United States; including all that certain parcel situate and being in the South Setauket, Town of Brookhaven, County of Suffolk and State of New York, designated as Lot Nos. 1110 and 1111 on a certain map entitled, ‘Map of Strathmore, Section 12,’ filed in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Suffolk on December 28, 1964 as Map No. 4222, known as 4 Blackwell Lane, Stony Brook, more particularly bounded and described within SCHEDULE ‘A’ attached herewith. HOUSE OF STONE 76 shall retain sovereign title to all territory described within SCHEDULE ‘A’ until those believed responsible for the treason are brought before a military tribunal and executed if found guilty. Thus, its raison d’etre and national motto: ‘Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.’ When the Military fulfills its duty by completing its task of removing said tyranny from the land, the greater estate of AMERICA shall absorb the lesser estate of HOUSE OF STONE 76 by doctrine of merger. (Sniff, sniff, wipe tear from eye, etc.).” However, because an entity such as House of Stone 76 cannot appear in federal court pro se, in the absence of representation by an attorney admitted to practice in this Court, its claims cannot proceed.

2 The Court will cite to the page numbers assigned by the Court’s Electronic Case Filing (ECF) system where different from those included on Plaintiff’s submission. dismissed without prejudice for lack of subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(h)(3). Accordingly, Plaintiff’s application for injunctive relief is denied. I. BACKGROUND Plaintiff, an attorney, paid the Court’s filing fee, and filed a complaint, (ECF No. 10), and an order to show cause seeking the entry of a temporary restraining order, (ECF Nos. 12-13). A. The Complaint The complaint, (ECF No. 10), is a fifteen-page diatribe against President Joseph Biden

and Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin, III, with an additional eleven pages of attachments. (Id.) The gravamen of Plaintiff’s submission is that “a corrupt Department of Justice” assisted various “neo-Machiavellian globalists” in “orchestrating the bureaucratic murder of nursing home residents worldwide; gaslighting humanity into feeling responsible for the carnage; and thereby shaming us into submission to lockdowns, social distancing, masking, and vaccine mandates to establish a global biosecurity police state beholden to the Communist Chinese party (CCP).” (Id. ¶ 8.) Plaintiff begins the “Jurisdiction” section of the complaint: “Concretizing the Harm Through Real Property Law” and alleges: “[s]ince Plaintiff apparently missed class that day in Law School when they teach: ‘How to Stop Your Own President from Selling You off to Communist China,’ he can only surmise that the best way to defeat an opponent who has ‘jettisoned all the norms and conventions of tennis-court morality’ is to seize the tennis court out from under him.” (Id. ¶ 24.) Plaintiff seeks to invoke this Court’s subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §§ 1331, 1343(a)(4), 1356, 1651(a), 2201, and 42 U.S.C. § 1983. (Id. ¶ 31.) Plaintiff contends that “[t]he treason and murder demonstrated within Plaintiff’s Petition attached herewith evinces a modus operandi of sabotaging the United States through the

2 concealment of malice as ‘innocent mistake.’ Which is to say, Hanlon’s razor is the ghillie suit of choice for the treasonous Leftist.” (Id. ¶ 15.) According to the complaint, “Covid-19 is not a public health emergency; it’s a treasonous information operation masquerading as a public health crisis sponsored by the CCP. It’s about terrorizing people out of old customs, old culture, old habits, and old ideas by killing off old people.” (Id. ¶ 19) Plaintiff alleges that “[t]he Secretary of Defense and President of the United States are now betraying this nation’s troops into the hands of the CCP and COVID fraudsters, et al. by mandating

they be injected with a substance that bypassed DECADES of development & testing required of all vaccines.” (Id. ¶ 20) (emphasis in original). According to the complaint, “[t]here is no upside to subjecting U.S. troops to an experimental genome altering injection spawned from fraud and mass murder; much less forcing them to accept a possible Trojan horse bioweapon into their bodies.” (Id. ¶ 21.) The complaint includes four claims for relief seeking a declaratory judgment: (1) “nullifying all FDA emergency use authorizations and approvals of all COVID-19 vaccines”; (2) enjoining the Defense Secretary’s troop vaccination mandate as violative of the Declaration of Covenants and Restrictions Against Tyranny, dated July 4, 1776; (3) declaring Joseph Biden’s appointment of Lloyd Austin as Defense Secretary “as void ab initio for want of legitimate sovereign authority”; and (4) attorney’s fees, costs, and expenses “[s]ince the DOJ was too busy ‘vexatiously’ and ‘wantonly’ concealing the mass murder of nursing home residents by five states for ‘oppressive reasons’ to bother investigating, it would be unjustly enriched if Plaintiff wasn’t reimbursed for the 18 months of attorney time invested in doing their job for them.” (Id. at 10-14, and ¶ 57.) B. The Order to Show Cause for Temporary Restraining Order and/or Preliminary Injunction

Plaintiff’s petition for a temporary restraining order (“petition”) is sixty-six pages and is

3 largely comprised of legal definitions, analogies, quotations from literary works and movies, excerpts from articles and memoranda, photographs, and Plaintiff’s opinions.

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