Aquifer Guardians in Urban Areas v. Federal Highway Administration

779 F. Supp. 2d 542, 2011 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 46001, 2011 WL 1542834
CourtDistrict Court, W.D. Texas
DecidedApril 22, 2011
Docket5:08-cv-00154
StatusPublished
Cited by5 cases

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Aquifer Guardians in Urban Areas v. Federal Highway Administration, 779 F. Supp. 2d 542, 2011 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 46001, 2011 WL 1542834 (W.D. Tex. 2011).

Opinion

OPINION AND ORDER CONCERNING THE INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE, HzO, Homo Sapiens and rhadine exilis. (AND THE SURVIVAL OF THE LATTER TWO)

FRED BIERY, Chief Judge.

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. 1

*545 PROLOGUE

With a reverse cliché nod to Mr. Dickens, 2 it was the worst of times and the best of times.

“The Way We Were” 3

South Texas. 1950-1970 The Worst of Times

Men returned from World War II with medals for heroism, but could not serve on juries if their skin was brown. 4

A family which would produce two United States Congressmen was not allowed to enjoy a public park because their name was Gonzalez. 5

The Bellinger family on the segregated East Side of San Antonio paid taxes to support the University of Texas School of Law, but could not attend because their ancestors were brought involuntarily from Africa. Subsequently though, one Belling-er helped to right the wrong. 6

The Velas and the Prados struggled to educate their children in the underfunded Edgewood Independent School District, notwithstanding the promise of equal education in the Texas Constitution. 7 And Culebra Road seemed as wide as the Mississippi River to kids named Gloria and Ed. 8

Women who preferred careers to domesticity could be secretaries, teachers or nurses. If they were married and wished to invest in real estate, husbands had to give permission based on the legal requirement of coverture. 9 Nor were they seen *546 on juries as full partners in a supposedly democratic society. 10

Girls who wanted to participate in school activities had opportunities in band, choir, pep squad or cheerleading, but not in basketball, volleyball, track or softball until Title IX became federal law. 11

The Best of Times South Texas, 1950-1970

Air conditioning was virtually nonexistent.

Human obesity largely occurred in small numbers. “We’re Number One,” was a chant denoting a winning sports team; now it refers to America’s fatness (not fitness) ranking in the world. 12

Allergies and asthma were rare.

Sleeping outside or on screened-in porches in August was normal.

Young Homo sapiens, born after World War II, whom the Court denominates Infantilus boomeramus, played outside, returning to those thrilling days of yesteryear with a hearty “Hi-Yo Silver!” 13 and leaped imaginary buildings in a single bound, 14 wearing capes made from old pil *547 lowcases. They rode bikes or walked to schools which had windows that opened! The birth months of South Texas Infantilus boomeramae, minus nine, provide anecdotal evidence that the fundamental functioning of the procreation process took place in the cooler months, not in July or August.

Moms cooked and hung clothes on the line to dry. Dads supported the family on one income. Sons and daughters mowed the grass and washed the family car. Coaches had authority to apply wooden paddles to the gluteus maximus of misbehaving boys. But, alas, there was no three point shot for vertically-challenged basketball players. On the other hand, elderly people did not run multiple marathons as some do today. 15

The nascent San Antonio Airport was surrounded by grazing land and cows. 16 Nearby, a youngster named Jim rode horses on property now covered with the asphalt, steel and concrete known as the Nowlin Building and the SWBC Tower. Meanwhile, about fifteen miles south, his future friend and colleague, affectionately known as Hippo, rarely ventured north of Hildebrand because his last name was Garcia. And the Rodriguez family could rent a home in Harlandale only if put in the name of an Anglo wife. 17

Boerne, Kendall County, Texas had one flashing yellow light and one police officer who was also the Chief (Earl Buck). Kerr County had more goats and sheep than people.

One could drive north on two lane U.S. Highway 281 and see clear Edwards Aquifer water streaming from the limestone, some of which was used to brew La Cerveza Perla from the “Country of 1100 Springs.” 18

There were few traffic or water issues notwithstanding the severe drought of the 1950s. 19

Lawyers Maverick, Cadena and Kauffman, 20 the Civil Rights Movement, and strong liberated women named Cockrell, Jarboe, Tafolla, and Valdez 21 addressed *548 the worst of times, though a perfect union has yet to be formed.

The sounds of affordable air conditioning silenced the best of those mystic chords of memory. 22

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Modernity 23

With artificially cooled cocoons, Homo sapiens theretofore unable or unwilling to take the heat in Texas began, and continue today, a diaspora from foreign states north, east and west of Texas:

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One wag once waxed wittily: “Texans, you are guarding the wrong river.” 24

Instead of far from the madding crowd, 25 Texans saw the crowd getting closer and *549 traffic more maddening. From a 1950 population of 500,000, Bexar County is now over 1,700,000 of suburban sprawl. 26

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