Taylor v. Caplan

District Court, E.D. Missouri·Decided September 22, 2025·No. 4:24-cv-01303·Unknown

Opinion

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT EASTERN DISTRICT OF MISSOURI EASTERN DIVISION

LAUREN TAYLOR, et al., ) ) Plaintiffs, ) ) vs. ) Case No. 4:24-cv-01303-MTS ) JULIE CAPLAN, et al., ) ) Defendants. )

MEMORANDUM AND ORDER Plaintiffs Lauren and Elaine Taylor, acting pro se,1 filed this action against twenty- three named Defendants and additional unknown Doe Defendants. Plaintiffs’ lengthy Complaint contains a fact section that runs 58 pages, totaling 223 numbered paragraphs. Their factual account starts in May 2019, when Lauren Taylor suffered a catastrophic brain injury at a horse show in South Carolina while working for her employer, just one of the many Defendants. The facts continue from there, winding through Tennessee, Georgia, Nebraska, and Missouri, and meticulously recapping the ensuing years throughout Lauren Taylor’s path to recovery and the legal processes that followed involving workers’ compensation, guardianship, insurance coverage, and the like. Plaintiffs seem to have sued the bulk of individuals and entities they have encountered along the way. That brings us here.

1 Though acting pro se, Elaine Taylor is a licensed Missouri attorney in good standing. Courts typically do not provide the liberal standards afforded to non-attorney pro se litigants to attorneys. See United States ex rel. Holmes v. Northrop Grumman Corp., 642 F. App’x 373, 379 n.10 (5th Cir. 2016) (per curiam); Mann v. Boatright, 477 F.3d 1140, 1148 n.4 (10th Cir. 2007). Numerous motions are now before the Court. Nineteen of the twenty-three named Defendants moved to dismiss this action in twelve separate motions.2 Also pending before

the Court is Plaintiffs’ Motion for Leave to File a First Amended Complaint, which Plaintiffs filed only after the nineteen Defendants moved to dismiss—but not in time to amend their Complaint as a matter of course. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 15(a)(1); see also 6 Wright & Miller’s Federal Practice & Procedure § 1481 (3d ed. 2025) (discussing amendments as a matter of course in actions against more than one party). While few would contend the original Complaint contains “a short and plain statement” of Plaintiffs’

claims, no one could reasonably contend the proposed amended complaint does so. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a) (requiring that a pleading contain “a short and plain statement” of the claim); see also Charles E. Clark, Fundamental Changes Effected by the New Federal Rules I, 15 Tenn. L. Rev. 551, 552 (1939) (noting that the “very simple, concise system” of pleading under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure demands “brief and direct” factual

allegations). The proposed amended pleading contains nearly 500 numbered paragraphs in its statement of facts section alone. Despite the voluminous nature of the filings in this case, the Court has painstakingly reviewed the original Complaint, the briefing in support and in opposition to all twelve motions to dismiss, and the proposed first amended complaint. This review leaves the

Court with the certain conclusion that joinder of all these claims against all these

2 Two Defendants filed pro se responses to the Complaint, and Plaintiffs voluntarily dismissed two other Defendants after the Court warned that Plaintiffs’ claims against some Defendants “seem[ed] destined to fail based on rudimentary legal principles.” Doc. [54] at 4 (referring to sovereign immunity). Defendants into one action was improper. Plaintiffs failed to meet either requirement of permissive joinder. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 20(a)(2)(A)–(B); see also 7 Wright & Miller’s

Federal Practice & Procedure § 1683 (3d ed. 2025) (explaining district court can drop parties or sever claims when “the claims asserted by or against the joined parties do not arise out of the same transaction or occurrence or do not present some common question of law or fact”). Normally such circumstances would prompt the Court to drop parties or sever claims. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 21; see also Strandlund v. Hawley, 532 F.3d 741, 745 (8th Cir. 2008) (discussing a district court’s choice under Rule 21 regarding whether to

sever claims or drop parties). Here, the Court chooses to do neither because it has concluded that the entire action, for various reasons, should be dismissed. Thus, the Court concludes that dropping parties or severing Plaintiffs’ claims here would needlessly prolong this dispute. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 1. *

The Court starts where it always does, its jurisdiction. “Jurisdiction to resolve cases on the merits requires both authority over the category of claim in suit (subject-matter jurisdiction) and authority over the parties (personal jurisdiction), so that the court’s decision will bind them.” Ruhrgas AG v. Marathon Oil Co., 526 U.S. 574, 577 (1999). “Customarily, a federal court first resolves doubts about its jurisdiction over the subject

matter,” id. at 578, so the Court begins there. Speaking generally, this Court has subject- matter jurisdiction over cases and controversies that arise under federal law and those where there is diversity of citizenship, provided the matter in controversy exceeds the sum of the jurisdictional minimum. See 28 U.S.C. §§ 1331, 1332. Here, Plaintiffs invoke the Court’s subject-matter jurisdiction by asserting that they raise a federal question under 28 U.S.C. § 1331, and they assert that the Court has

supplemental jurisdiction over their remaining state law claims via 28 U.S.C. § 1367. As for their federal questions, they point to two federal statutes: 42 U.S.C. § 1983 and § 1985. Multiple Defendants correctly point out that merely citing to federal statutes is not enough to establish federal-question jurisdiction. That is because “[a] claim invoking federal- question jurisdiction . . . may be dismissed for want of subject-matter jurisdiction if it is not colorable, i.e., if it is immaterial and made solely for the purpose of obtaining

jurisdiction or is wholly insubstantial and frivolous.” See Arbaugh v. Y & H Corp., 546 U.S. 500, 513 n.10 (2006); accord Biscanin v. Merrill Lynch & Co., 407 F.3d 905, 907 (8th Cir. 2005) (“If the asserted basis of federal jurisdiction is patently meritless, then dismissal for lack of jurisdiction is appropriate.”). Usually, this conclusion is “reserved for complaints resting on truly fanciful factual

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