Ohan v. Zion

CourtDistrict Court, D. Alaska
DecidedMarch 29, 2023
Docket3:22-cv-00266
StatusUnknown

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Opinion

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF ALASKA

FESTUS O. OHAN, Plaintiff, v. Case No. 3:22-cv-00266-RRB ZION, ISRAEL, SAUDI ARABIA, THE EUROPEAN UNION, and THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Defendants.

ORDER OF DISMISSAL On December 12, 2022, self-represented litigant Festus O. Ohan (“Plaintiff”) brought suit against Zion, Israel, Saudi Arabia, the European Union, and the United States of America (“Defendants”).1 Plaintiff also filed a civil cover sheet and an Application to Waive the Filing Fee.2 He also paid the filing fee (receipt #100002143).3 Plaintiff subsequently filed multiple “Additional Related Documents” and “Notices.”4

1 Docket 1. Although Plaintiff names five defendants on the first page, his Complaint includes only three claims. Claim 1 is against Zion; Claim 2 is against Israel; and Claim 3 is against Saudi Arabia. Docket 1 at 3–5. 2 Dockets 1–3 3 Docket 1. 4 Notices are a type of filing that rarely should be used and only for administrative functions—i.e., to notify the court of a change of address or for an attorney to appear to represent a client. Notices that do not comply with the procedural rules cannot be considered and should not be filed. Plaintiff brings his Complaint “under (1) preplanned genocides and fraud[, and] (2) ‘Act of God,’ false Claims and acquisitions.”5 Plaintiff’s claims, like others

he has filed, contain unintelligible statements and allegations that are difficult to follow, frivolous, or otherwise clearly devoid of merit. For relief, Plaintiff seeks damages in the “zillions.”6 Plaintiff also requests an order that offenders must relinquish all real property and pay reparations, and several declarations regarding “biblicated [sic] rulings … abominable acts,” and Qui Tam.7

While non-prisoner complaints are not subject to 28 U.S.C. § 1915(e) or 1915A screening requirements when the filing fee is paid, the Court retains the inherent authority to sua sponte dismiss a claim for failure to comply with Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 8 (“Rule 8”)8 or for lack of jurisdiction.9 To the extent the Court can decipher the Complaint, it is immediately apparent that the pleading is fundamentally flawed. Indeed, this Court either lacks jurisdiction over Plaintiff’s

claims or the claims are unsupported by any “cognizable legal theory” and, thus, warrant dismissal.

5 Docket 1 at 1. 6 Docket 1 at 6. 7 Id. 8 Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 41(b) authorizes a district court to dismiss a complaint with prejudice for failure to comply with Rule 8(a). 9 See United States v. Hays, 515 U.S. 737, 742 (1995) (“federal courts are under an independent obligation to examine their own jurisdiction.”). Although the Court is doubtful Plaintiff can allege facts to state a valid claim, in the interests of fundamental fairness, the Court GRANTS Plaintiff 30 days to file

an Amended Complaint that complies with the Local and Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. The Court offers the following guidance should Plaintiff choose to amend his Complaint. Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 8 (“Rule 8”) A complaint violates Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 8 when it is “needlessly

long, ... highly repetitious, or confused, or consist[s] of incomprehensible rambling.”10 The Court “simply does not have the resources” to ignore the pleading requirements of Rule 8.11 Instead, the Court must insist on compliance with Rule 8. Any amended complaint must only contain a “short and plain statement of the claim,”12 and “each allegation must be simple, concise, and direct.”13

Jurisdiction Jurisdiction is “[a] court’s power to decide a case or issue a decree.”14 A court’s subject matter jurisdiction is its “statutory or constitutional power to

10 Calfasso, U.S. ex rel. v. Gen. Dynamics C4 Sys., Inc., 637 F.3d 1047, 1059 (9th Cir. 2011). 11 See Savage v. Dickinson, 2013 WL 78475 at *3 (E.D. Cal. Jan. 4, 2013) (“The court simply does not have the resources to scour the 59 pages of plaintiff’s complaint and 90 pages of exhibits and organize the allegations contained therein.”). 12 Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a)(2). 13 Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(d)(1). 14 BLACK’S LAW DICTIONARY (11th ed. 2019). adjudicate a case.”15 As a federal court, this Court has limited subject matter jurisdiction. It possesses “only that power authorized by the Constitution and statute.”16 This means that the Court has the authority to hear only specified types

of cases.17 “In civil cases, subject matter jurisdiction is generally conferred upon federal district courts either through diversity jurisdiction, 28 U.S.C. § 1332, or federal question jurisdiction, 28 U.S.C. § 1331.”18 The burden of establishing jurisdiction rests upon the party asserting jurisdiction.19 Despite great effort and

liberal construction in reading the Complaint, the Court cannot ascertain the precise substance of plaintiff’s grievances, who is allegedly responsible, nor what rights under the Constitution or laws of the United States Plaintiff believes were violated. Claims Against “Zion” Plaintiff brings suit against “Zion → Zionic Movements” a citizen of “United

Kingdom, USA, Washington DC, USA + Global, Utah” working as a “Religious Group” for “Non-Profit Group.” Like his other claims, Plaintiff’s narrative includes unintelligible statements and allegations that are difficult to follow. From what the

15 Steel Co. v. Citizens for Better Environment, 523 U.S. 83, 89 (1998). 16 Kokkonen v. Guardian Life Ins. Co. of Am., 511 U.S. 375, 377 (1994) (citations omitted); see also, e.g. A-Z Intern. V. Phillips, 323 F.3d 1141, 1145 (9th Cir. 2003). 17 See, e.g., United States v. Marks, 530 F.3d 779, 810 (9th Cir. 2008); Daimler Chrysler v. Cuno, 547 U.S. 332, 342 (2006); United States v. Sumner, 226 F.3d 1005, 1010 (9th Cir. 2000). 18 Peralta v. Hispanic Bus., Inc., 419 F.3d 1064, 1068 (9th Cir. 2005). 19 Kokkonen, 511 U.S. at 377. Court can discern, Plaintiff attempts to bring suit against a potentially limitless number of unknown defendants for generations of events stemming from the

beginning of time.

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