MEMORANDUM AND ORDER
DOUGLAS P. WOODLOCK, District Judge.
The Attorney General of Mississippi on behalf of the State of Mississippi filed this action against Defendants Fresenius Medical Care Holdings, Inc. and Fresenius USA, Inc. (collectively “Fresenius”) in the Chancery Court of DeSoto County, Mississippi.
The case made its way to me in Boston following removal to the United States District Court for the Northern District of Mississippi and then through transfer by the Judicial Panel for Multidistrict Litigation under the rubric: In re Fresenius Granuflo/Naturalyte Dialysate Products Liability Litigation, (JPML No. 2428). The Attorney General seeks to have me return the matter to DeSoto County. I conclude that the presence of the State of Mississippi as a real party in interest in a case founded solely on diversity jurisdiction requires me to do so.
The Complaint contains a single count alleging that Fresenius engaged in unfair or deceptive trade practices in violation of the Mississippi Consumer Protection Act, Miss.Code Ann. §§ 75-24-1 et seq. (“MCPA”), by providing “false product information” and misrepresenting or concealing the risks associated with its Granu-Flo and NaturaLyte dialysis products. (Compl. ¶¶ 32^3.) According to the Complaint, Fresenius violated the MCPA “each time false or misleading product information was provided to a Mississippian, including the State, via a warning, instruction, training, advertisement or other product information.” (Id. ¶ 41.) Through the Complaint, the Attorney General seeks injunctive relief, “disgorgement of all money wrongfully acquired by [Fre-senius] from the sale of GranuFlo and NaturaLyte administered to Mississippi Medicaid recipients and members of the State Health Plan,” civil penalties of “up to $10,000 for each violation of the [MCPA],” punitive damages, and attorneys’ fees. (Id. ¶ 51.) According to the Complaint, the monies to be disgorged represent payments made by the State of Mississippi “through its Division of Medicaid and the State Health Plan.” (Id. ¶ 51(d).)
Fresenius removed the action to the United States District Court for the Northern District of Mississippi pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §§ 1441 and 1446, alleging diversity jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a)(1). The State immediately moved to remand the case to Mississippi state court — and for costs and fees — but on Fresenius’s motion, the Mississippi federal court issued a stay pending consideration of transfer of the case by the JPML to this Court as part of the Fresenius GranuFlo/NaturaLyte Dialysate Products Liability Litigation.
The case having been transferred to me by the JPML, I now consider the State’s Renewed Motion to Remand and For Costs and Fees.
I. THE LACK OF CITIZENSHIP FOR STATES UNDER FEDERAL DIVERSITY JURISDICTION
The only basis for removal asserted by Fresenius is diversity of citizenship under 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a)(1).1 There [271]*271can be no dispute that the exercise of diversity jurisdiction pursuant to § 1332(a) requires complete diversity between the parties to a lawsuit. “[T]hat is, diversity jurisdiction does not exist unless each defendant is a citizen of a different State from each plaintiff.” Owen Equip. & Erection Co. v. Kroger, 437 U.S. 365, 374, 98 S.Ct. 2396, 57 L.Ed.2d 274 (1978) (emphases in original). It is equally well established that “a State is not a ‘citizen’ for purposes of diversity jurisdiction.” Moor v. Alameda County, 411 U.S. 693, 717, 93 S.Ct. 1785, 36 L.Ed.2d 596 (1973).
The Supreme Court has made clear that “the ‘citizens’ upon whose diversity a plaintiff grounds jurisdiction must be real and substantial parties to the controversy.” Navarro Sav. Ass’n v. Lee, 446 U.S. 458, 461, 100 S.Ct. 1779, 64 L.Ed.2d 425 (1980). This rule applies with equal force where, as here, a State or state official is a named party to an action. See Mississippi ex rel. Hood v. AU Optronics, — U.S. -, 134 S.Ct. 736, 745, 187 L.Ed.2d 654 (2014) (citing Missouri, K & T. R. Co. v. Missouri Railroad and Warehouse Comm’rs, 183 U.S. 53, 58-59, 22 S.Ct. 18, 46 L.Ed. 78 (1901)). Accordingly, in determining whether jurisdiction is proper I must “disregard nominal or formal parties and rest only upon the citizenship of the real parties to the controversy.” Navarro, 446 U.S. at 461, 100 S.Ct. 1779.2
Fresenius concedes that the State of Mississippi is a real party in interest to this action, insofar as the Mississippi Attorney General is authorized to bring par-ens patriae actions to vindicate the State’s “quasi-sovereign interest in the health and well-being — both physical and economic— of its residents in general.” See Alfred L. Snapp & Son v. Puerto Rico, ex rel. Barez, 458 U.S. 592, 607, 102 S.Ct. 3260, 73 L.Ed.2d 995 (1982); Louisiana ex rel. Caldwell v. Allstate Ins. Co., 536 F.3d 418, 430 (5th Cir.2008) (holding State of Louisiana was real party in interest to claims for injunctive relief under Louisiana’s antitrust statute); Hood v. AstraZeneca Pharma., LP, 744 F.Supp.2d 590, 596 (N.D.Miss.2010) (concluding State of Mississippi was a real party in interest to claims under MCPA, state Medicaid laws, and causes of action in tort); Hood v. F. Hoffman-La Roche, Ltd., 639 F.Supp.2d 25, 32-33 (D.D.C.2009) (concluding State of Mississippi was real party in interest as to forfeiture and penalty claims under state antitrust act); Hood v. Bristol-Myers Squibb Co., 2013 WL 3280267 at *5-7 (N.D.Miss. June 27, 2013) (concluding that State of Mississippi was a real party in interest to claims under MCPA).
Fresenius contends, however, that despite the State’s status as the only named plaintiff, the State of Mississippi is not the [272]*272only real plaintiff in interest to this action. Other real plaintiffs in interest, according to Fresenius, include the Mississippi State Division of Medicaid, on whose behalf the State seeks disgorgement, as well as individual, unnamed citizens of Mississippi whose injuries this suit aims to redress. See Louisiana ex rel. Caldwell 536 F.3d at 430-31 (concluding individual insurance policyholders who suffered injuries were real parties in interest to claim for treble damages under state antitrust statute); Hood v. F. Hoffman-La Roche, Ltd., 639 F.Supp.2d at 32-33 (concluding Mississippi citizens were real parties in interest to claims for compensatory damages under state antitrust statute); Hood v. Bristol-Myers Squibb Co., 2013 WL 3280267 at *5-7 (concluding individual consumers were real parties in interest to certain damages claims under MCPA).
More specifically, Fresenius further contends that the Division of Medicaid is not an “arm or alter, ego of the State,” but a sufficiently autonomous entity that for the purposes of diversity jurisdiction should be considered a citizen of Mississippi. See Moor, 411 U.S. at 717, 93 S.Ct. 1785; University of Rhode Island v. A.W. Chesterton Co., 2 F.3d 1200, 1202 (1st Cir.1993) (holding “a political subdivision possessing the formal status of a ‘body politic and corporate,’ such as a county or municipality, is presumed a ‘citizen’ for diversity purposes unless it is simply the arm or alter ego of the State.”).
Assuming, arguendo, that the Division of Medicaid is not merely an arm or alter ego of the State but rather a separate party with Mississippi citizenship, the suit would then consist of Mississippi citizen consumer beneficiaries, an institutional Mississippi citizen (the Division of Medicaid) and a stateless person (the State of Mississippi) versus a citizen of a state other than Mississippi (Fresenius).3 In Fre-senius’s view, “[tjhere is diversity here, because the State of Mississippi has no citizenship to consider ... and the Division of Medicaid, a real party in interest, is a citizen of Mississippi and thus diverse from Fresenius.” Fresenius contends that “where a State is not the only real party in interest on its side of the ‘v.\ its mere presence in the case does not automatically' destroy diversity; rather, in determining diversity, the Court should disregard the State and consider the citizenship of any other real parties in interest.” The State [273]*273disagrees, contending that a State’s mere presence as a real party in interest destroys diversity jurisdiction regardless of the presence of other diverse parties. Finding that upon this issue “a page of history is worth a volume of logic,” New York Trust Co. v. Eisner, 256 U.S. 345, 349, 41 S.Ct. 506, 65 L.Ed. 963 (1921), I conclude the State’s position is the correct one.
While there may be a certain logic to the proposition that a State’s lack of citizenship could be disregarded or treated as a nullity when the remaining parties to an action are completely diverse, the weight of authority compels the opposite result. As a matter of history, parties without any state citizenship, such as States, Indian tribes, or Americans domiciled abroad, have been treated as “jurisdictional spoilers” whose mere presence in an action destroys complete diversity. See Newman-Green, Inc. v. Alfonzo-Larrain, 490 U.S. 826, 830, 109 S.Ct. 2218, 104 L.Ed.2d 893 (1989); Ninigret Develop. Corp. v. Narragansett Indian Wetuomuck Hous. Auth., 207 F.3d 21, 27 (1st Cir.2000).
The reason why a State — unless it is a nominal party only — cannot simply be disregarded for diversity jurisdiction purposes is because no congressional grant of federal jurisdiction extends to diversity suits in which a State is a party. Instead, the development of 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a)(1), pursuant to which Fresenius removed this suit, makes clear the statute requires that all parties be “citizens” of some state and because a state has no citizenship, it cannot possibly be party to a diversity action unless it is a party in name only.
Although the principle that a State is not a citizen of itself for the purposes of diversity jurisdiction was regarded by the Supreme Court as “well settled” as early as 1894, see Postal Telegraph Cable Co. v. Alabama, 155 U.S. 482, 487, 15 S.Ct. 192, 39 L.Ed. 231 (1894) (“under the judiciary acts of the United States it is well settled that a suit between a state and a citizen or a corporation of another state is not between citizens of different states, and that the circuit court of the United States has no jurisdiction of it, unless it arises under the constitution, laws, or treaties of the United States”), little has been written since then concerning the historical origins of that principle.
The principle had found expression, a few years before Postal Telegraph Cable was handed down, in Stone v. South Carolina, 117 U.S. 430, 6 S.Ct. 799, 29 L.Ed. 962 (1886), where the Supreme Court observed “[t]here is no statute which authorizes the removal of a suit between a state and citizens on the grounds of citizenship, for a state cannot, in. the nature of things, be a citizen of any state.” Id. at 433, 6 S.Ct. 799. The origins were fully explored two years earlier in Ames v. Kansas, 111 U.S. 449, 4 S.Ct. 437, 28 L.Ed. 482 (1884), in which the Supreme Court was called upon to interpret the Jurisdiction and Removal Act of 1875, 18 Stat. 470, which created federal question jurisdiction.
As the Court in Ames explained, when the First Congress passed the Judiciary Act of 1789, it conferred upon the Supreme Court original but nonexclusive jurisdiction over suits “between a state and citizens of other states.” In the Court’s view,
No jurisdiction was given in such cases to any other court of the United States, and the practical effect of the enactment was therefore to give the supreme court exclusive original jurisdiction in suits against a state begun without its consent, and to allow the state to sue for itself in any tribunal that could entertain its case. In this way states, ambassadors, and public ministers were protected from the compulsory process of any court other than one suited to their high [274]*274positions, but were left free to seek redress for their own grievances in any court that had the requisite jurisdiction. No limits were set on their powers of choice in this particular.
Id. at 465, 4 S.Ct. 437 (emphasis added). In other words, “[tjhe evident purpose was to open and keep open the highest court of the nation for the determination ... of suits involving a state ... but [not] to compel a state to resort to this one tribunal for the redress of all its grievances.” Id. at 464, 4 S.Ct. 437.4
It was against this historical background that Congress enacted the Jurisdiction and Removal Act of 1875. That statute, a precursor to 28 U.S.C. § 1331, provided for the removal by either party from a State court to “the circuit court of the United States for the proper district ... any suit of a civil nature ... brought in any state court, ... arising under the constitution or laws of the United States.” Ames, 111 U.S. at 462-63, 4 S.Ct. 437. Because the “statute itself [made] no exception of suits to which a state is a party,” the Court reasoned, suits arising under federal law could be removed even if a State was a party to the action. Id. at 463, 4 S.Ct. 437.
Critically, however, because the previously existing rule provided that a State could not be compelled to litigate a suit against citizens of another state in the lower federal courts, the Supreme Court has interpreted the Jurisdiction and Removal Act of 1875 as abrogating that rule only with respect to suits arising under federal law. With respect to cases’ in which no federal question is raised, a State maintains the absolute right to sue in its own courts. See Stone v. South Carolina, 117 U.S. at 433, 6 S.Ct. 799 (stating “[t]here is no statute which authorizes the removal of a suit between a state and citizens on the grounds of citizenship,” and noting that removal was proper in Ames “because of the subject-matter of the action, and not because of the citizenship of the parties.”); Germania Ins. Co. v. Wisconsin, 119 U.S. 473, 475, 7 S.Ct. 260, 30 L.Ed. 461 (1886) (citing Ames for the proposition that “[a] suit by a state in one of its own courts cannot be removed to a circuit court of the United States, under the act of 1875, unless it be a suit arising under the constitution or laws of the United States. ....”); Postal Telegraph Cable Co., 155 U.S. at 487, 15 S.Ct. 192 (citing Ames for the propositions that “[a] state is not a citizen” and that a suit to which a State is a party is not removable on the basis of citizenship).
As did the Jurisdiction and Removal Act of 1875, the current statute pursuant to which the district courts maintain jurisdiction over suits arising under federal law [275]*275provides that “[t]he district courts shall have original jurisdiction of all civil actions arising under the Constitution, laws, or treaties of the United States.” 28 U.S.C. § 1331 (emphasis added). And as with the 1875 Act, it makes no exception for cases to which a State is a party, the result being that cases arising under federal law to which a State is a party are removable like any other. Id.
The modern diversity jurisdiction statute, 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a), by contrast, provides as follows:
The district courts shall have original jurisdiction of all civil actions where the matter in controversy exceeds the sum or value of $75,000, exclusive of interest and costs, and is between—
(1) citizens of different States;
(2) citizens of a State and citizens or subjects of a foreign state ...;
(3) citizens of different States and in which citizens or subjects of a foreign state are additional parties; and
(4) a foreign state ... as plaintiff and citizens of a State or of different States.
28 U.S.C. § 1332(a). The plain language of the relevant subsection, § 1332(a)(1), affirmatively grants to the district courts jurisdiction over suits between “citizens of different States.” The remaining subsections of § 1332(a) then provide for jurisdiction between citizens of States and other special parties that do not possess any state citizenship. Notably § 1332(a) does not provide a grant of jurisdiction for suits to which a non-citizen State is a party. As one court has observed, “[cjlearly, Congress contemplated the situation of non-citizens and specifically allowed for suits by those noncitizens it thought appropriate. The obvious conclusion is that Congress did not intend the states of the United States to be amenable to diversity jurisdiction in the federal courts.” Batton v. Georgia Gulf, 261 F.Supp.2d 575, 582 (M.D.La.2003).
The First Circuit has consistently recognized that because “federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction, they can act only where the Constitution and Congress endow them with some affirmative ground to do so.” U.S.I. Props. Corp. v. M.D. Constr. Co., 230 F.3d 489, 499 (1st Cir.2000) (internal citation omitted). It is in this context that the First Circuit has made clear that, “[i]n particular, Congress has not empowered the federal courts to exercise diversity jurisdiction over the states. By the express terms of the statute, the diversity jurisdiction does not ever extend to the states....”5 Id. Other recent decisions of the First Circuit similarly recognize that the presence of a stateless party defeats diversity jurisdiction notwithstanding that the remaining parties are completely diverse. See D.B. Zwirn Special Opportunities Fund, L.P. v. Mehrotra, 661 F.3d 124, 126 (1st Cir.2011) (per curiam) (holding that, because the citizenship of a limited liability company is determined by the citizenship of all of its members, if any member of the plaintiff LLC was “a stateless person, or an entity treated like a stateless person,” the court would lack diversity jurisdiction; noting by analogy that “states are not ‘citizens’ for pur[276]*276poses of the diversity statute.”); Ninigret Develop. Corp., 207 F.3d at 26-27 (holding lack of diversity jurisdiction where private developer sued Indian tribal authority and private diverse corporation in federal court because “notwithstanding the joinder of other diverse parties, the presence of an Indian tribe [a stateless entity] destroys complete diversity.”). Accordingly, with § 1332 diversity jurisdiction as the only asserted basis for removal in this case, this court lacks subject matter jurisdiction.
Most courts elsewhere have concluded unequivocally that a State’s mere presence in a suit as a real party in interest defeats diversity jurisdiction regardless of the presence of other completely diverse parties.6
In Louisiana v. Union Oil Co. of California, 458 F.3d 364 (5th Cir.2006), the Fifth Circuit ordered an action remanded to state court where the State of Louisiana, as a real party in interest, joined a local school board in bringing suit against diverse defendants because “the State of Louisiana is a real party in interest in this suit, the presence of which defeats diversity jurisdiction.” Id. at 367.
Likewise, in a case bearing a striking similarity to the present action, Judge Hogan of the United States District Court for the District of Columbia remanded to state court an action in which the real parties in interest were: “(1) the State of Mississippi acting as parens patriae and represented by the Mississippi Attorney General, ... (2) Mississippi citizens who, collectively, are the real party in interest for claims seeking compensatory damages under the Mississippi Antitrust Act and (3) the defendants, who are citizens of states other than Mississippi.” Hood v. Hoffman-La Roche, Ltd., 639 F.Supp.2d at 33. In Hoffman-La Roche, Judge Hogan observed that the only exception to the rule that a State’s presence as a party destroys diversity jurisdiction is where the State’s role in the action is as a nominal party only. See id. at 33.
Other courts to have explicitly considered the question now before me have reached the same result. See Hood v. [277]*277AstraZeneca Pharma., LP, 744 F.Supp.2d at 595, 598 (remanding to state court action brought by the State of Mississippi, despite explicitly assuming that a public employee benefit plan with Mississippi citizenship was also a real party to the action, because the “the existence of the State of Mississippi as a real party in interest to this action destroys subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to Section 1332.”); Batton v. Georgia Gulf, 261 F.Supp.2d at 581 (observing in a case, where the State of Louisiana was but one of many, otherwise diverse defendants: “The question is whether having one defendant with no citizenship destroys diversity jurisdiction. The Magistrate Judge concluded that it does and the court agrees”).
Finally, the Supreme Court summed matters up concisely this year— albeit in dicta, but dicta that is essentially binding7—with the observation that “a State’s presence as a party will demolish complete diversity.” AU Optronics, 134 S.Ct. at 745. Vagrant suggestions to the contrary, see supra note 5, in the case law of the lower federal courts are neither binding nor persuasive.
II. COSTS AND FEES FOR REMOVAL
Arguing that AU Optronics definitively held that the presence of a state in diversity litigation destroys diversity, the Attorney General seeks fees and costs from Fresenius for removing this case without an objectively reasonable basis for doing so. As I have noted, however, the language of AU Optronics is dicta, see supra note 7, although no less persuasive—and potentially binding—for being such. Moreover, the historical explorations of this Memorandum and Order demonstrate that the dicta from AU Optronics that “a State’s presence as a party will demolish complete diversity,” 134 S.Ct. at 745, expresses a long-established principle reflected in multiple Supreme Court and reasoned lower court holdings over the years.
Nevertheless, there is at least one contrary holding by a judge of this court among a smattering of inadequately reasoned lower court rulings, see supra note 6, to support, the position that Fresenius has taken here. And while the First Circuit, albeit in cases not precisely on point, has since made clear that the real party status of certain entities for which diversity jurisdiction is not expressly granted will destroy diversity jurisdiction, see supra pp. 274-75, the cases to the contrary have not been expressly overruled or called into question by name.
Although I am strongly of the view the federal courts must rigorously police removal practice, cf. Harvard Real Estate-Allston, Inc. v. KMART Corp., 407 F.Supp.2d 317 (D.Mass.2005), and view this as a close question here, I conclude that the defendants were not without grounds to challenge remand in this case. Accordingly, I decline to order Fees and Costs to the plaintiff.
III. APPELLATE REVIEW OF REMAND
Hopeful that the lessons of history—as embodied in essentially consistent case law treating the presence of a State as a jurisdiction-destroyer in federal diver[278]*278sity cases — can somehow be untaught by further litigation of the issue in' the federal courts, Fresenius has anticipatorily requested the opportunity to test my adverse decision through interlocutory review pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b). Fresenius seeks this procedural initiative because Congress has directed that in ordinary course, a decision to remand is not subject to review “on appeal or otherwise.” 28 U.S.C. § 1447(d). My decision to remand, resting, as it does, “on lack of subject matter jurisdiction ... is not reviewable by appeal or mandamus, even if erroneous.” Gonzalez-Garcia v. Williamson Dickie Mfg. Co., 99 F.3d 490, 491 (1st Cir.1996).8
I have observed that “[cjertifications under § 1292(b) are not looked upon with favor by the First Circuit”; indeed, I approach Fresenius’s request by again observing that in nearly three decades as a District Judge, “I cannot recall an occasion in which I have been willing to make a § 1292(b) certification,” other than in the case where I first made that observation. Lawson v. FMR LLC, 724 F.Supp.2d 167, 168 (D.Mass.2010). The singularity of that one occasion is underscored by the subsequent history of that case. It initially led to a reversal by the First Circuit of my denial of an otherwise unappealable motion to dismiss. Lawson v. FMR LLC, 670 F.3d 61 (1st Cir.2012). The Supreme Court, acting unusually in the absence of a split among the Circuits, then granted cer-tiorari and reversed the First Circuit, reinstating my' initial decision. Lawson v. FMR LLC, — U.S. -, 134 S.Ct. 1158, 188 L.Ed.2d 158 (2014).
This case does not begin to approximate the “hens-teeth rare” qualities of Lawson; the legal issues, while just colorable enough to protect Fresenius from being found obligated to pay attorneys fees and costs under § 1447(d), see supra Section II, are plainly not open to substantial dispute. The principle is long settled; in the words Fresenius has used to pose it, “a state’s mere presence in a lawsuit as a real party in interest, even among other diverse parties, always and automatically destroy[s] diversity jurisdiction.” Congress, as a matter of general policy, has declined to facilitate review of orders to remand. Section § 1292(b) should not be used in this case for relief from that federal policy.9
IV. CONCLUSION
I conclude that the presence of the State of Mississippi as a real party in interest to this action destroys complete diversity and deprives this court of subject matter jurisdiction. Accordingly, I GRANT the motion of the state of Mississippi for remand of this case to the Chancery Court of DeSoto County, Mississippi. Because suggestions of a contrary resolution have not been expressly overruled, however, I DENY the Attorney General’s motion for fees and costs against Fresenius for contesting the issue before me. I DECLINE [279]*279Fresenius’s request that I certify an interlocutory appeal of my remand of the case.