Presidential Candidate Number P60005535, also known as Ronald Satish Emrit v. Maria Cherniavska, e¢ al.

District Court, W.D. Pennsylvania·Decided March 5, 2026·No. 1:26-cv-00002·Unknown

Opinion

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE WESTERN DISTRICT OF PENNSYLVANIA PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ) NUMBER P60005535, also known as ) C.A. No. 26-2 Erie RONALD SATISH EMRIT, ) Plaintiff ) District Judge Susan Paradise Baxter ) V. ) ) MARIA CHERNIAVSKA, e¢ al., ) Defendants. )

MEMORANDUM OPINION

I. INTRODUCTION — Plaintiff Presidential Candidate Number P60005535 a/k/a Ronald Satish Emrit commenced this civil action on J anuary 5, 2026, by filing a motion to proceed in forma pauperis [ECF No. 1], together with an attached pro se complaint against Defendants Maria Cherniavska, of Warsaw, Poland (future First Lady of United States by 2028 in a parallel universe); Vv olodymyr Zelenskyy, President of Ukraine; Estate of Alexei Navalny; Darya Ignateva of Kyev:; Kateryna Olokoba of Kherson Ukraine; Erin Burnett, Outfront of Cable News Network (CNN); International Court of Justice of Hague; Netherlands; United Nations (UN); World Bank; International Monetary Fund; and Council of Foreign Relations. [ECF No. 1-2]. The complaint as a while is little more than a rambling series of incoherent, nonsensical statements that have little foundation in law, or even reality. This is apparent from the outset, as evidenced by the first numbered paragraph of the complaint, which is set forth under the heading “Nature of the Case,” and reads as follows:

1. Judge Susan Paradise-Baxter (SPB) of Erie, Pennsylvania (EP) has the same initials as Saint Peter’s Basilica (PB) of Vatican City in - Rome, Italy and the sports attorney Eric Purnell (EP) with whom the plaintiff had a meeting in 2005 about his music career scheduled by the plaintiff's former[] publicist Tamille Hawkins whom the plaintiff met at Grammys on the Hill 2005 at Willard Intercontinental Hotel off of Pennsylvania in Washington, DC at an event honoring Gloria Estefan, Congressman Steny Hoyer . of Maryland, and Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee as Saint Peter’s Basilica is connected to Creation of Adam painted by Michaelangelo and The Mona Lisa and Last Supper painted [by | Leonardo Da Vinci. Nevertheless, every time a smartphone (Android or Apple iphone) is looking for directions through a Google search engine, Google maps, and/or directions, the smartphone is communicating with three or four GPS satellites (Global Positioning Systems) in what is referred to as trilateration. (ECF No. 1-2, at § 1). The complaint later goes on to set forth a “Statement of Facts,” which consists of seven paragraphs describing Plaintiff's alleged communications with Defendants Maria Cherniavska, Kateryna Olokoba, and Darya Ignateva, on various dating websites in 2019

and 2020, and his alleged payment of 300 euros to Defendant Cherniavska in 2022. (Id. at □□□ 30-

36). After setting forth these “facts,” Plaintiff then asserts three state tort claims against Defendant Erin Burnett, only: Count I — defamation; Count IT - “invasion of privacy through false light;” and Count III - intentional infliction of emotional distress. (Id. at §§ 37-49). Each of

these causes of action is based on the same allegation that Defendant Burnett “insinuate[ed] that

both [Presidents William Jefferson Clinton and Donald J. Trump] are on a client list provided by either Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislain Maxwell.” (Id. at 37, 43, 46). As relief for these claims, Plaintiff is secking only declaratory and injunctive relief.

Il. DISCUSSION A. Review of Plaintiff’s Application for Leave to Proceed in Forma Pauperis

The United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit has instructed the district courts to utilize a two-step analysis when determining whether to direct service of a complaint in cases where the plaintiff seeks to proceed in forma pauperis. See Roman v. Jeffes, 904 F.2d 192, 194

n. 1 (3d Cir. 1990). First, the district court evaluates a litigant's financial status and determines whether he or she is eligible to proceed in forma pauperis under § 1915(a); second, the court

assesses the complaint under § 1915(e)(2) to determine whether it is frivolous or otherwise subject to sua sponte dismissal. Id., citing Sinwell v. Shapp, 536 F.2d 15 (3d Cir. 1976); see Brown v. Sage, 903 F.3d 300, 304 (3d Cir. 2018) (describing two-step process for evaluating a petitioner's motion to proceed in forma pauperis on appeal); Schneller v. Abel Home Care, Inc., 389 F. App'x 90, 92 (3d Cir, 2010); Rogers v. United States, 248 F. App'x 402, 402-03 Gd Cir,

Sept. 21, 2007). Here, Plaintiffs motion for leave to proceed in forma pauperis will be granted, as it

appears that he lacks sufficient funds to pay the required filing and administrative fees in this action. Accordingly, the Clerk will be directed to file his complaint as a separate docket entry. B. Review of Plaintiff’s Complaint Under 28 U.S.C. §1915(e) 1. Governing Legal Standards Pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1915(e)(2), as amended, “[t]he court shall dismiss the case at any time if the court determines that ... (B) the action or appeal (i) is frivolous or malicious; (ii) fails

to state a claim on which relief may be granted; or (iii) seeks monetary relief against a defendant who is immune from such relief.” A claim is frivolous if it: (1) is based upon an indisputably

meritless legal theory and/or, (2) contains factual contentions that are clearly baseless. Neitzke v. Williams, 490 U.S. 319, 327 (1989). □ □□

Whether a complaint fails to state a viable claim under § 1915(e) is governed by the same standard applicable to motions to dismiss under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6). See ~

Tourscher v. McCullough, 184 F.3d 236, 240 (3d Cir. 1999). This standard requires the court to determine whether the complaint contains “sufficient factual matter, accepted as true, to state a claim to relief that is plausible on its face.” Ashoroft vy. Iqbal, 556 U.S. 662, 678 (2009) (quotations omitted). When reviewing a complaint to determine whether it states a cognizable legal claim, we accept the well-pled factual averments as true and construe all reasonable inference arising from the facts in favor of the complainant See Taksir v. Vanguard Grp., 903 F.3d 95, 96-97 (3d Cir. 2018). However, the Court is “not compelled to accept unsupported conclusions and unwarranted inferences, or a legal conclusion couched as a factual allegation.” Baraka v. McGreevey, 481 F.3d 187, 195 (3d Cir. 2007) (internal quotations and citations

omitted). Although a complaint does not need detailed factual allegations to survive a Rule

12(b)(6) review, it must contain more than just labels and conclusions or a “formulaic recitation of the elements of a cause of action.” Bell Atlantic Corp. v. Twombly, 550 U.S. 544, 555 (2007). Here, Plaintiff is proceeding pro se.

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