Kremer v. Alphabet Inc.

CourtDistrict Court, M.D. Tennessee
DecidedMarch 4, 2024
Docket2:23-cv-00052
StatusUnknown

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Opinion

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE MIDDLE DISTRICT OF TENNESSEE NORTHEASTERN DIVISION

MAXWELL KREMER,

Plaintiff, Case No. 2:23-cv-00052

v. Chief Judge Waverly D. Crenshaw, Jr. Magistrate Judge Alistair E. Newbern ALPHABET INC.,

Defendant.

To: The Honorable Waverly D. Crenshaw, Jr., Chief District Judge

REPORT AND RECOMMENDATION Pro se Plaintiff Maxwell Kremer filed a complaint against Defendant Alphabet, Inc., alleging that Alphabet’s subsidiary Google “has illegally victimized [Kremer] by wiretapping, libel, trademark service[ ]mark infringement, and other crimes.” (Doc. No. 1-1, PageID# 17.) Alphabet now moves to dismiss Kremer’s complaint under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(1) for lack of jurisdiction or, in the alternative, under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6) for failure to state claims on which relief can be granted. (Doc. No. 6.) Kremer opposes Alphabet’s motion (Doc. No. 8), and Alphabet has filed a reply (Doc. No. 11). Kremer has also filed a motion for judgment on the pleadings under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(c), arguing that Alphabet failed to file a timely answer to his complaint. (Doc. No. 9.) Alphabet opposes Kremer’s motion (Doc. No. 13), and Kremer has filed a reply (Doc. No. 14). The Court referred this action to the Magistrate Judge to dispose or recommend disposition of any pretrial motions under 28 U.S.C. § 636(b)(1)(A) and (B).1 (Doc. No. 12.) For the reasons that follow, the Magistrate Judge will recommend that the Court grant Alphabet’s motion to dismiss and deny Kremer’s motion for judgment on the pleadings.

I. Factual and Procedural Background Kremer is a small business owner who resides in Cookeville, Tennessee. (Doc. No. 1-1.) He alleges that Alphabet is a company based in Mountain View, California, and that its “brands include gmail, google.com, youtube, google ads, nest and others.” (Id. at PageID# 20, ¶ 23.) Kremer “expected [to attract] business emails or social emails” to his gmail account by “displaying his website url” on his “vehicle” while “driving in public for over 8 years,” but he “oddly received nearly 0% emails from new interests in that time.” (Id. at PageID# 18, ¶ 3.) Because he did not receive the email traffic he anticipated, and because Google allegedly “sell[s] wiretapping equipment[,]” Kremer “believes [that] his emails, incoming or outgoing, were wiretapped by” Google. (Id. at ¶¶ 1–3.) He states that “[t]he absence of social emails has caused [him] emotional distress as sadness” and that “[t]he absence of business emails is a potential

pecuniary loss of $1,000,000 or more because [he] has offered services at that price[ ] that were not purchased.” (Id. at ¶¶ 5, 6.) Kremer registered the service marks “microwavio” and “Kappa Tak Sorority Apartments” with the Tennessee Secretary of State in 2020. (Id. at PageID# 19, ¶¶ 10, 14; id. at PageID# 28– 29.) Kremer alleges that Google displays “counterfeit mark[s]” of these service marks on its

1 In referring this case to the Magistrate Judge, the Court made a preliminary finding that it “appears to have subject-matter jurisdiction over the complaint because Kremer’s claims arise under federal copyright law.” (Doc. No. 12, PageID# 93 (citing 28 U.S.C. § 1331).) However, the Court did not directly address the jurisdictional arguments Alphabet raises in its motion to dismiss. websites without his permission. (Id. at PageID# 19, ¶¶ 12, 14.) Kremer also alleges that Google “displays libel remarks about [him] on [its] business website” (id. at ¶ 9), “displays [his] registered copyright image without [his] approval” (id. at PageID# 21, ¶ 28), and “posses[s]es, displays, advertises, or sells, child pornography . . .” (id. at PageID# 19, ¶ 17). Kremer alleges that Google’s

“crimes have caused [him] emotional distress that is nervousness because [Google] has spawned crimes in the community.” (Id. at ¶ 18.) Kremer initiated this action by filing a complaint against Alphabet in the Circuit Court of Putnam County, Tennessee, asserting claims of wiretapping, libel, trademark infringement, copyright infringement, and “child pornography” under state and federal laws. (Doc. No. 1-1.) The caption of his complaint names Alphabet as the only defendant, but, in the complaint’s body, Kremer uses the term “Defendant” interchangeably to describe Google and Alphabet. (Id.) Kremer attached eleven exhibits to his complaint, including an “Overton County Business Tax Standard License” issued to “SIMCRIME.COM” (id. at PageID# 26); a “Certificate of Registration” from the U.S. Copyright Office for a photograph titled “Maxwell kremer’s image 3” (id. at PageID# 27);

certificates of registration from the Tennessee Secretary of State’s office for the service marks “Microwavio” and “Kappatak Sorority Apartments” (id. at PageID# 28–29); screenshots of Google search results for the term “microwavio” showing a GIF attributed to “Tenor” and links to the websites microwavio.com, WEBTOON, and Reddit (id. at PageID# 30–31); a screenshot of Google search results for the term “kappa tak sorority apartments” showing links to the websites Trulia, Zillow, microwavio.com, Shoppok, Roomies.com, and Craigslist (id. at PageID# 32); screenshots of Google search results for the terms “fm bug” and “phishing hacker equipment” showing products available to purchase from Walmart, Elecbee, eBay, OzRobotics.com, and Hacker Warehouse (id. at PageID# 33, 36); a photograph of a $10.00 Google Play gift card next to a purchase receipt from a Dollar General store in Cookeville, Tennessee (id. at PageID# 34); and an excerpt from a Wikipedia page containing information about Alphabet’s 2022 revenue, operating income, net income, total assets, and total equity (id. at PageID# 35). Kremer’s complaint seeks $20 million in damages and asks that “[t]he Defendant” and its employees “be

sentenced [to] prison time, if they do not attempt to settle out of court, and if they refuse to participate in deleting and managing their own business website.” (Id. at PageID#25, ¶ 48.) Alphabet removed this action to federal court (Doc. No. 1) and moved to dismiss Kremer’s complaint under Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 12(b)(1) and 12(b)(6) (Doc. No. 6). Alphabet argues that this Court lacks subject matter jurisdiction over Kremer’s claims and should dismiss his complaint under Rule 12(b)(1) because Kremer’s “claims are wholly unsubstantial, if not fantastical, and devoid of merit.” (Doc. No. 6-1, PageID# 56.) In the alternative, Alphabet argues that dismissal is warranted under Rule 12(b)(6) because Alphabet is not a proper defendant and Kremer has not alleged any plausible claims for relief. (Doc. No. 6-1.) Kremer responded in opposition to Alphabet’s motion, arguing that Alphabet’s “counsel is incredulous, a liar, a felony

suspect, [and] an improper namesayer [sic] insulter” and that his claims are meritorious. (Doc. No. 8, PageID# 74.) Alphabet filed a reply reiterating its dismissal arguments. (Doc. No. 11.) On the same day that he responded in opposition to Alphabet’s motion to dismiss, Kremer moved for judgment on the pleadings under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure

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