Jones v. The White House

CourtDistrict Court, W.D. Washington
DecidedSeptember 11, 2023
Docket2:23-cv-01262
StatusUnknown

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5 6 7 8 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON 9 AT SEATTLE 10 11 CORTEZ DAUNDRE JONES, CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01154-TL CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01164-TL 12 Plaintiff, CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01190-TL v. CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01262-TL 13 CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01263-TL UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01283-TL 14 MEDICINE et al., CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01290-TL CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01294-TL 15 Defendants. CASE NO. 2:23-cv-01364-TL

16 ORDER DISMISSING COMPLAINTS 17

18 I. BACKGROUND 19 Since August 2, 2023, Plaintiff Cortez Daundre Jones has filed sixty (60) civil lawsuits in 20 the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Washington. Of those cases, nine (9) are 21 currently pending before this Court, briefly described as follows: 22 • In Jones v. University of Washington Medicine, Mr. Jones states only “362 Medical malpractice leading to wrongful death” as his grounds for federal 23 jurisdiction. Case No. C23-1154, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 3. His factual support includes an assertion that he and the University of Washington entered into an agreement 24 on August 2, 2023, for the “treatment of patient Patricia Paramore.” Id. at 5. His 1 assertion regarding defendant’s failure to comply with the alleged agreement states only “362 medical malpractice reason unknown.” Id. He claims the amount 2 in controversy is “twenty trillion eight hundred millions [sic]” dollars. Id. He allegedly seeks relief for “medical bills and take [sic] of child coming soon.” Id. 3 at 6. Attached to his proposed complaint are two administrative complaint forms that include allegations regarding several governmental agencies and officers that 4 are not named as defendants in his action, which appear to flush out his claims to some extent. Id. at 8–9. While it is unclear how these administrative claims forms 5 relate to Mr. Jones’s federal complaint against University of Washington Medicine exactly, they include allegations about the “wrongful death of Patricia 6 Paramore” and that she “was murdered by the same employees of UW Medicine” as part of a grander plot and conspiracy involving a “Social Security 7 Administration employee,” Senators Patty Murray and Marie Cantwell, someone named Sadie Kennedy, the KKK, and “satanic connections.” Id. 8 • In Jones v. United States Military et al., Mr. Jones sues the U.S. military, two 9 named individuals related to what he refers to as “Major Sheriff County,” and unnamed employees of the University of Washington Medicine. Case No. 10 C23-1164, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 2–3. As grounds for jurisdiction, he states “440 – murder for hire of US citizen with connections to terrorist after being the 11 [undecipherable] multiple robberies and human trafficking w/ claims Cortez Jones allows them to work for him.” Id. at 3. His statement of claim asserts only “stolen 12 property by entire terrorist group against Cortez Duandre Jones via Major Sheriff County. Forged signature – stolen identity.” Id. at 5. He seeks $9.61 quadrillion in 13 damages which he appears to claim is supported by Google AdSense results connected to his name since 2014. Id. at 5, 8. 14 • In Jones v. Seattle Times, Mr. Jones states only “320 – slander & attempted 15 murder by Seattle Times” as his basis for federal jurisdiction. Case No. C23-1190, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 3. His statement of claim notes that “RCW states no news article 16 has right to defame and or slander.” Id. at 5. He states that the amount in controversy is “negotiable – looking for fairness in this case” (id.), but he lists in 17 an attached administrative complaint form damages of both “one billion dollars” and $1 trillion (id. at 7). He includes allegations on his administrative complaint 18 form that the “Seattle Times slander & defamation turns into multiple jobs not willing to hire [him] after multiple robberies of news outlets in Washington state 19 in connection to Seattle Times w/ Kate Riley.” Id. He also asserts that he has experienced “multiple life threatening events over the course of being slandered 20 & robbed by news outlets for a chance to assist other connections that connect to [him].” Id. Again, his administrative complaint form lists several governmental 21 organizations without clarifying how any of those agencies are related to his claims against the Seattle Times. See id. 22 • In Jones v. The White House et al., Mr. Jones sues the White House, including 23 President Biden and Vice President Harris, as well as an unspecified person named Steve Ripken. Case No. C23-1262, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 2–3. He lists as his 24 basis for jurisdiction “440 – discrimination & robbery based on credit to be able 1 to compromise terrorism.” Id. at 3. The factual basis for his claim appears to be that “the White House discriminates against a black man [himself] who 2 compromised multiple terrorists without the president knowing due to a military [undecipherable] leading into secret service rumors & lies about who [he] truly is 3 to America.” Id. at 1. He further asserts that the basis of his claim is that “the White House is comfortable with allowing terrorist to attack [him] however use 4 money & credit to boost morale.” Id. at 5. His claim for relief is “due to the nation safety,” and he is apparently seeking $100 “million trillion” in damages. Id. 5 • In Jones v. Central Intelligence Agency et al., Mr. Jones sues the CIA, Marine 6 Corps, U.S. Army, and Navy. Case No. C23-1263, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 2–3. His basis for jurisdictions states “440 – discrimination, 470 – robbery for U.S. military 7 artillery & health care.” Id. at 3. Factually, he alleges that the “CIA uses trillions from [his] credit to compromise terrorists in our country. However the CIA, 8 military & secret service work deals to lie about [his] current state with technology inside [his] body. . . . [and that] Central intelligence is safer with 9 [him].” Id. at 1, 5. He asserts that $200 septillion is the amount in controversy, and that his claim for relief is “due to [the] safety of the President of the United 10 States.” Id. at 5. 11 • In Jones v. Alway et al., Mr. Jones sues FBI agent Donald Alway and the Los Angeles FBI field office. Case No. C23-1283, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 1–2. His basis for 12 jurisdiction is “410 – murder via the FBI to rob Steve Jobs & [himself] for German terrorism.” Id. at 3. Factually, he asserts that “Donald Alway & 13 California FBI under investigation for the murder of Steve Jobs to take over Apple Music at the same time [he] claimed via DistroKid.”1 Id. at 1. He further 14 claims that “Donald Alway stalks [him] with spys after Google has [him] as the most revenue claimed via Google AdSense.” Id. at 5. He seeks $2 trillion as 15 “relief to robbery.” Id. 16 • In Jones v. Rolling Loud, Mr. Jones does not provide any context for his claim against “Rolling Loud.” His entire complaint includes only the following 17 allegation: “Rolling Loud robbery of [himself] for Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert.” Case No. C23-1290, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 1. His jurisdictional statement lists 18 only “410 – robbery – terrorism – cyber hacking, 440 – discrimination – deprivation.” Id. at 3. He appears to seek $100 million trillion in damages but 19 offers no additional support for his claim or his relief sought. Id. at 5. 20 • In Jones v. Federal Bureau of Investigations et al., Mr. Jones sues the FBI and two individual defendants (including Donald Alway, again) who are presumably 21 both federal agents. Case No. C23-1294, Dkt. No. 1-1 at 2. His bases for jurisdiction are “470 – robbery of Cortez Jones, 440 – discrimination, 410 – 22 antitrust.” Id. at 3. Factually, Mr. Jones asserts that the “FBI & Donald Alway use all FBI connection to hide the identity of the true investigation of the hacking of 23 1 DistroKid appears to be a service that assists musicians to distribute their original music through music streaming 24 services such as Apple Music. See https://distrokid.com/ (last visited Sept. 9, 2023). 1 stock market from [himself].

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