United States v. Sproed

628 F. Supp. 1234, 1986 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 30827
CourtDistrict Court, D. Oregon
DecidedJanuary 6, 1986
DocketCVB P127482
StatusPublished

This text of 628 F. Supp. 1234 (United States v. Sproed) is published on Counsel Stack Legal Research, covering District Court, D. Oregon primary law. Counsel Stack provides free access to over 12 million legal documents including statutes, case law, regulations, and constitutions.

Bluebook
United States v. Sproed, 628 F. Supp. 1234, 1986 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 30827 (D. Or. 1986).

Opinion

OPINION AND ORDER

JAMES M. BURNS, District Judge.

Judges seldom get a chance to wax lyrical. Rarer still does a judge have an opportunity to see a case centered around a butterfly. 1 Those who read this opinion will, therefore, recognize that this case presented me with a temptation which I obviously could not resist.

*1235 This case charges defendant Sproed with catching butterflies in a National Park.

Sproed and his son were at Rim Village of Crater Lake National Park on the afternoon of August 23, 1985 apparently doing just that — namely, catching butterflies! Along came a Park Ranger who had apparently taken keenly to heart the “Law and Order” rhetoric which some say has been a hallmark of the current administration. Responding to this Petty Offense 2 the Ranger issued to Sproed what became enshrined in judicial records as Citation P127482.

It would not be surprising to find that most of our citizens would be embittered if accused of such a heinous crime. Sproed is no exception. For reasons which appear below, I do not have to decide whether Sproed was, in fact, guilty of a crime. If his letter is to be believed, he and his young son may well have been moved by somewhat the same poetic spirit as the “aged, aged man” invented and immortalized by Lewis Carroll:

I saw an aged, aged man,
A-sitting on a gate.
‘Who are you, aged man?’ I said,
‘And how is it you live?’
And his answer tickled through my head Like water through a sieve.
He said, ‘I look for butterflies
That sleep among the wheat:
I make them into mutton-pies,
And sell them in the street.’
“Through the Looking Glass”, Ch. 8.

Or Mr. Sproed may have believed, along with the German poet Heine that:

With the rose the butterfly’s deep in love,
A thousand times hovering round;
But round himself, all tender like gold, The sun’s sweet ray is hovering found.

Mr. Sproed may even have been mulling over the lines written by Oregon’s own “poet”, Joaquin Miller:

The gold-barr’d butterflies to and fro And over the waterside wander’d and wove
As heedless and idle as clouds that rove
And drift by the peaks of perpetual snow.

In any event, alas, no trial will ever occur to sort these things out. The reader should be made aware of why the judicial machinery never geared up for a full trial of this case. When Sproed’s letter 3 arrived at the Clerk’s office, it was referred to Magistrate Hogan, along with & touching note suggesting this might be a case in which Judge Hogan would want to exercise his judicial discretion. Shortly thereafter, Assistant U.S. Attorney Kent filed a motion to dismiss pursuant to Rule 48(a) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. Judge Hogan dismissed the case. Fortunately (or otherwise), I became aware, shortly afterward, of this case of lepidopteral lese majeste. I chose to exercise my *1236 supervisory power as a District Judge to review the ruling of the Magistrate, 28 U.S.C. § 636. 4

In his letter to the Court, Sproed says that he and his son “have always loved and enjoyed the out-of-doors and never knowingly disregard laws____ [W]e were out catching butterflies. We have a collection and wherever we go we try to add to it. It never entered my mind that it was unlawful to catch a butterfly in the park.”

Sproed said he and his son “saw no signs and there was nothing even hinting [that butterfly-catching was a crime] in the paper given to us when we entered the park.” Thus, he felt “that a friendly explanation and a warning was all that was necessary — it would have made this a learning experience instead of a bitter rememberance.” He said that “It will take some time for me to restore my boy’s previous respect for park rangers. I trust that your decision will make that job easier for me.”

The Sproed’s experience exemplifies the axiom “Nature Imitates Art,” as one can see from Appendix B. It is a copy of a recent strip from the widely syndicated comic “BLOOM COUNTY.” Permission to reproduce this copyrighted strip has been graciously granted by the Washington Post Writers Group, which syndicates this comic strip.

Judge Hogan, AUSA Kent, the sharp-eyed young lady in the Clerk’s office and I have now done our bit. Restoring the younger Sproed’s respect — if this will help somewhat in achieving that worthy aim-r-seems, somehow, a fitting way to close the year 1985. It is a small victory, perhaps, but well worth the effort.

Mr. Sproed’s young son, as a part of the process of having his respect restored, is urged not to take too literally the accompanying panel strip of “Bloom County.”

For the foregoing reasons, I approve, affirm and adopt the Magistrate’s order of dismissal.

IT IS SO ORDERED.

APPENDIX “A”

Your Honor:

Since it is neither reasonable nor practical to appear in court, I am writing this letter of explanation. I don’t like to use the courts time on such matters but $50 represents a lot of time and hard work to *1237 me and more important is this decision in my boys mind.

I plead not guilty to the charge of “Destruction of Natural Cultural & Archeological Resources.” The park ranger spent about 30 minutes on his C.B. and looking through his book but never did find anything against collecting insects. So he just included it in the above class.

My boy and I have always loved and enjoyed the out-of-doors and never knowingly disregard laws. In this case we were out catching butterflies. We have a collection and wherever we go we try to add to it. It never entered my mind that it was unlawful to catch a butterfly in the park. We saw no signs and there was nothing even hinting at such a thing in the paper given to us when we entered the park (which I have enclosed). It does state that it is o.k. to catch fish.

It is this kind of incident that destroys young peoples respect for the law. I feel that a friendly explanation and a warning was all that was necessary — it would have made this a learning experience instead of a bitter remembrance.

Free access — add to your briefcase to read the full text and ask questions with AI

Related

Cite This Page — Counsel Stack

Bluebook (online)
628 F. Supp. 1234, 1986 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 30827, Counsel Stack Legal Research, https://law.counselstack.com/opinion/united-states-v-sproed-ord-1986.