State ex rel. Bristol v. Walbridge

69 Mo. App. 657, 1897 Mo. App. LEXIS 113
CourtMissouri Court of Appeals
DecidedMarch 17, 1897
StatusPublished
Cited by11 cases

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Bluebook
State ex rel. Bristol v. Walbridge, 69 Mo. App. 657, 1897 Mo. App. LEXIS 113 (Mo. Ct. App. 1897).

Opinions

Bland, P. J.

On February 9, 1897, the relator, Isaac S. Bristol, was the superintendent of the house of refuge in the city of St. Louis. On that day there was filed before Cyrus P. Walbridge, the mayor of said city, the following charges and specifications against the relator:

Charge.
“I.
“willful violation and neg-leot of official duty.
“Specification I. In this, that you, Isaac S. Bristol, superintendent of the house of refuge, heretofore [659]*659duly appointed such by the mayor of the city of St. Louis under the provisions of section 2, of article 4, of the charter of the city of St. Louis, which house of refuge exists by virtue of an act of the general assembly of Missouri entitled, “An Act concerning the St. Louis house of refuge,” approved February 24, 1873, and which by said act is an institution under the control of a board of managers therein provided for, and which institution is likewise under the visitatorial supervision of the commissioners on charitable institutions, as provided by section 49, of article 4, of the charter of the city of St. Louis, and which board of managers and commissioners on charitable institutions were, at the time hereinafter stated, and are now, officers of the city of St. Louis, and your superior officers, did heretofore, -to wit, on or about the fifteenth day of October, 1896, while acting as such superintendent of such house of refuge, and while owing official duty and respect to your said superior officers, the board of managers of said house of refuge and said commissioners on charitable institutions, publish and circulate the following false, libelous, scandalous, and disrespectful charges of and concerning your said superior officers, said managers of said house of refuge and said commissioners on charitable institutions to wit:
“ ‘Bed Bugs On The Brain.
“ ‘Charity and House op Refuge Ladies Have Them — Women-Democrats Want to Worry Mr. Bristol out of Office.
“ ‘It is the nature of a hen to set. Some hens do it as a duty. Some do it as a craze. The last are a nuisance. You can’t break them of it. It’s not their fault, but their nature.
[660]*660“ ‘The house of refuge is like unto a nest, on which several old hens are trying to hatch out trouble. It is their nature and we bespeak unto them charity. They can’t be broke of it. As the hen that layeth not, but forever desireth to set, doth cakel long and loud betimes to attract unto herself the eyes of the roosters, so doth the hens which do wear skirts, and which do without ceasing sit on the charity nest make much noise; for it getteth her name in the papers and maketh her to rejoice with the fullness of notoriety.
“ ‘Two o’clock Monday, council chamber, Superintendent Bristol arraigned; charges by the charity commissioners, the same being women-democrats and other democrats who wear pants and bask in their smiles.
“‘A more frivolous farce than madman with diseased imagination ever faked in an erratic fancy, was enacted. Martha Eischel, president of the charity commission, was chairmaness; a most recherche woman, wonderfully refined for a democrat. Mrs. Richter, Louis J. Singery, W. H. Lee, Geo. C. Hitchcock and others, supported her.
“ ‘A score of exquisites and aesthetics staid by, viewing the plebian witnesses with lorgnettes, asking questions in lofty tones and elevated language and applied their viniagnettes between smells, the scent of a common person being quite irritating. Interpreters to translate their queries into plain English.
“ ‘Mary M. Brown was a witness. The presidententess asked her if the lingerie of the protegees within her jurisdiction was transposed with sufficiently frequent periodicity, to properly interrupt the development of insect life. In other words, to be more lucid, were the youth of that institution dissociated from their environments of muslin and re-enveloped in petit [661]*661garments that had been subjected to a proper degree of purification at intervals of a fortnight or so.
“ ‘That was the question. The elegance of the chairmaness’ diction intoxicated the senses of the witness and lulled her fancy into a labyrinth of delicious bewilderment. She didn’t revive until the vulgar jargon of Judge Chesterfield Krum, Bristol’s attorney, asked:
“ ‘ “She wants to know if the girls change their chemise once in a while?”
“‘“Oh yes, oh yes — yes, they change once in a while, only the colored girls, that ain’t got any.”
“ ‘Often enough to arrest growth of bed bugs?
“ ‘The witness didn’t know how long it took to breed a bed bug.
“ ‘Geo. Ogel, a laborer, was put on the rack. He couldn’t catch onto anything but the most abominable plain English. A great gulf yawned between him and his cultured inquisitor. He was half a-scared of her. She didn’t seem to know what she wanted to find out and it was dead certain he didn’t.
“ ‘John H. Raymond, for forty years bookkeeper of the house of refuge, took his seat and began revealing what he didn’t know. He admitted that Bristol had run the place very much like other men, only some better, that it was in better condition than before.
“ ‘Judge Krum asked: “Can you’ give one instance of double dealing or deception by Mr. Bristol!” '
“ ‘ “No sir.”
“ ‘Krum often objected but the ladies overruled him. The most absurd questions, relevant to nothing in the charges and not pregnant with any sense, were put, sense, system or order. It was an object lesson in how women run things when they get into politics. The modest and gentle females seem about as well [662]*662adapted to the affair on hand as a hod carrier to doing duty as a wet nurse.
“‘Mrs. Damon was a valuable witness. She is one of the “Managers.” She is devoted to the belief that charity begins at home and had her probable brother-in-law Dr. Hall, a nice little fellow who will be a man if he keeps on growing, and who disguises his boyishness in a long Prince Albert, .the skirts of which he lifts a la lady, at muddy crossings — had him made doctor of the refuge at $50 a month. She wanted some other things, but Bristol persisted that the refuge was for friendless waifs. She soured on Bristol. Oh, how her tongue did strive to down him. And how the dear doctor did try to roast him when he spoke his pretty little speech.
“ ‘Superintendent Bristol sat by concerned lest it be shown that no bed bugs rendezvoused at the refuge. It is well known that St. Louis is the Mecca to which all good bed bugs turn their longing eyes, and toward which healthy bugs trend; and hence the fame of this city for its superior breed of these miniature animals. Travelers say that all trains coming into this city, especially Pullman cars on which these insects, being of luxurious tastes, prefer to travel, are abundantly supplied; and the porters say that the animals leave the cars on their .arrival here and at once locate for business. This'they determine because of the utter absence of them from outgoing trains.

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