Shortymacknifisent v. Beltz

CourtDistrict Court, D. Minnesota
DecidedMay 6, 2022
Docket0:22-cv-00766
StatusUnknown

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Opinion

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT DISTRICT OF MINNESOTA

Archbishop Kingpimp Shortymacknifisent Civ. No. 22-766 (DSD/BRT) and The International Alfred Bilbo Gholson Church of Ministries, Incorporated, ORDER AND REPORT AND Plaintiffs, RECOMMENDATION

v.

Tracy Beltz et al.,

Defendants.

Archbishop Kingpimp Shortymacknifisent, MCF Faribault, 1101 Linden Lane, Faribault, MN 55021, for Plaintiffs.

This matter comes before the Court on (1) the initial filing submitted by Plaintiffs “Archbishop Kingpimp Shortymacknifisent”—also known as Phoebus Phaeton Apollo— and the “International Alfred Bilbo Gholson Church of Ministries, Incorporated” (hereinafter referred to as the “Church”) (Doc. No. 1, Compl.); and (2) Plaintiffs’ filing titled “Petition in Motion/Notice of Motion” (Doc. No. 11, Counsel Mot.). For the following reasons, the Court recommends dismissing the Church from this action as a plaintiff, orders Shortymacknifisent to file an amended complaint consistent with the directions below, and denies the Counsel Motion. Shortymacknifisent is a prisoner at the Minnesota Correctional Facility in Faribault, Minnesota. As the Court understands the Complaint, Shortymacknifisent purports to be a member of the Church named as this action’s second plaintiff. (See generally Compl.) The Court received the Complaint on March 30, 2022. (See Compl. at 1.) It

appears to name almost fifty separate people and entities as defendants. (See id. at 5–7.) For each defendant, Plaintiffs provide a short set of allegations laying out purportedly problematic conduct. (Compare id. with id. at 7–12.) To the extent the allegations have any common theme, they concern Shortymacknifisent’s claims that the various defendants are failing to appropriately respect his religious beliefs as a member of the

Church. (See id. at 5–12.) For relief, Plaintiffs seek compensatory damages, punitive damages, and various forms of injunctive relief. (See id. at 7–12.) Since starting this action, Plaintiffs have filed numerous motions and other filings on various topics. (See generally Docket.) These include the Motion for Counsel, which the Court construes as a request for this Court to appoint counsel for Plaintiffs in this

matter. (See Counsel Mot. at 1.) The Complaint suffers from two obvious threshold problems. The first concerns Shortymacknifisent’s attempt to include the Church as a plaintiff. He cannot do this. There is no indication that Shortymacknifisent is an attorney, and caselaw is clear that a nonlawyer generally cannot represent another person or entity in federal court. See, e.g.,

Jones ex rel. Jones v. Corr. Med. Servs., Inc., 401 F.3d 950, 952 (8th Cir. 2005) (citing cases); Vance v. Cty. of Ramsey, No. 20-CV-949 (NEB/HB), 2020 WL 7490033, at *2 (D. Minn. Dec. 21, 2020). The Court therefore recommends dismissing the Church from this action. The Complaint’s second threshold problem is that it suffers from serious joinder problems. Under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 18(a), “[a] party asserting a claim . . . may join, as independent or alternative claims, as many claims as it has against an

opposing party.” This permissive rule lets a plaintiff “join as many claims as he or she has against an opposing party.” Headley v. Bacon, 828 F.2d 1272, 1275 (8th Cir. 1987); see also, e.g., Amen El v. Schnell, No. 20-CV-1327 (DSD/ECW), 2021 WL 509280, at *2 (D. Minn. Feb. 11, 2021), report and recommendation adopted, 2021 WL 880679 (D. Minn. Mar. 9, 2021).

Once a plaintiff joins multiple defendants, however, he or she must also satisfy Rule 20(a)(2). Under that rule, “[p]ersons . . . may be joined in one action as defendants if (A) any right to relief is asserted against them jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and (B) any question of law or fact common to all defendants will arise in

the action.” See, e.g., In re Prempro Prod. Liab. Litig., 591 F.3d 613, 622 (8th Cir. 2010) (quoting Rule 20(a)(2)); Blevins v. Pearson, No. 18-CV-2270 (DSD/DTS), 2018 WL 6814183, at *2 (D. Minn. Nov. 30, 2018) (same), report and recommendation adopted, 2018 WL 6807391 (D. Minn. Dec. 27, 2018). “Despite the broad language of Rule 18(a),” one treatise explains, “[a] plaintiff may join multiple defendants in a single action

only if [the] plaintiff asserts at least one claim to relief against each of them that arises out of the same transaction or occurrence and presents questions of law or fact common to all.” 7 Mary Kay Kane, Federal Practice & Procedure § 1655 (3d ed. Westlaw, updated April 2022); see also, e.g., George v. Smith, 507 F.3d 605, 607 (7th Cir. 2007) (“[M]ultiple claims against a single party are fine, but Claim A against Defendant 1 should not be joined with unrelated Claim B against Defendant 2. Unrelated claims against different defendants belong in different suits . . . .”).

Rule 20(a)(2) is especially relevant in prisoner litigation. Making plaintiffs put unrelated defendants into different lawsuits avoids the “morass produced by multi-claim, multi-defendant suits . . . .” Owens v. Hinsley, 635 F.3d 950, 952 (7th Cir. 2011) (quoting George, 507 F.3d at 607 (internal quotation marks omitted)); see also Blevins, 2018 WL 6814183, at *2 (quoting Owens). In addition, the Prison Litigation Reform Act (“PLRA”)

requires that prisoners pay filing fees for all civil actions, and prisoners can only file a certain number of meritless lawsuits (or appeals) before being generally barred from seeking in forma pauperis status. See 28 U.S.C. § 1915(b)(1), (g). The upshot is that a prisoner who might otherwise have to pay multiple filing fees for multiple lawsuits might try to avoid that outcome by combining unrelated claims against unrelated defendants

into a single action. See Owens, 635 F.3d at 952; Blevins, 2018 WL 6814183, at *2. The Complaint contains several distinct sets of claims, each apparently involving different transactions and occurrences. To take but one example, the Complaint’s allegations concerning Tracy Beltz—MCF-Faribault’s warden—seem to involve utterly different facts than those involved in its allegations against, say, “Downtown

Minneapolis T.C.F. Bank.” (See Compl. at 7, 11).) Rule 18(a) would permit Shortymacknifisent’s suit if he had named only one defendant and he, she, or it were truly involved in all of his various sorts of claims. But he names dozens of defendants, which demands that the Complaint also comply with Rule 20(a)(2). In present form, it plainly does not. In Rule 20 terms, Shortymacknifisent has not asserted rights to relief against each Defendant that all arise from the same “transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences.”

The Complaint thus exemplifies the sort of “morass” that Rule 20(a)(2) aims to prevent. Furthermore, letting Shortymacknifisent bring (for practical purposes) multiple actions in one would let him avoid filings for which he should face PLRA-related requirements and consequences (e.g., filing fees). The Court thus concludes that the Complaint suffers from misjoinder.

Because Shortymacknifisent is proceeding pro se, the Court will give him the opportunity to file an amended complaint.

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