Schneider v. Schlaefer

975 F. Supp. 1160, 1997 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 12144, 1997 WL 458143
CourtDistrict Court, E.D. Wisconsin
DecidedAugust 8, 1997
Docket97-C-297
StatusPublished
Cited by4 cases

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Schneider v. Schlaefer, 975 F. Supp. 1160, 1997 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 12144, 1997 WL 458143 (E.D. Wis. 1997).

Opinion

DECISION AND ORDER

RANDA, District Judge.

This matter comes before the Court on motions to dismiss filed by each of the several defendants herein, and on plaintiffs motion for a default judgment. For the following reasons, plaintiffs motion is denied, defendants’ motions are granted, and the case dismissed.

I

The plaintiff, who refers to himself as Andrew Joseph jr.: Schneider (hereinafter, “Schneider”), has had at least two run-ins with the West Bend Police Department for offenses unknown. These run-ins have led to Schneider’s incarceration in the Washington County Jail, under the apparent administration of the Washington County Sheriffs Department, and to court proceedings involving various district attorneys and judges of Washington County. Such inconveniences have, in turn, prompted Schneider to file a complaint in federal court against anyone even remotely involved in his various arrests, incarcerations and court proceedings, including his arresting officers, the author of his criminal complaint, the Chief of Police, the County Sheriff, the County itself, the prosecuting district attorneys, and the presiding county judges. The complaint is a confusing narrative of legal jargon generally incomprehensible to the Court and counsel alike. That said, it is a form of jargon regrettably familiar to this Court and other federal courts around the country, for such has become the trademark of litigants suing under the so-called “American flag of peace”. Though the facts of cases like these will vary, they all turn upon the same underlying theme, wherein the plaintiff contests the jurisdiction of various state court proceedings, *1162 or the validity of certain state law enforcement efforts, because the same were purportedly taken under the “maritime flag of war” as opposed to the aforementioned “American flag of peace”. See, e.g., McCann v. Greenway, 952 F.Supp. 647 (W.D.Mo.1997) and cases cited therein; Jones v. Watson, 1997 WL 162990 (N.D.Ohio 1997); Goode v. Foster, 1996 WL 740707 (D.Kan.1996); Leverenz v. Torluemlu, 1996 WL 341468 (N.D.Ill.1996); Hovind v. Kelly, 1997 WL 327100 (N.D.Fla.1997). The difference between the two flags is cosmetic: The so-called maritime flag of war contains yellow fringe around the flag itself and has a golden eagle sitting atop the standard; the American flag of peace does not.

Schneider’s lawsuit is more of the same. Like many such litigants, Schneider pastes an “American flag of peace” to the front page of his complaint, presumably in an effort to invoke and tie the Court’s jurisdiction to said flag. See, e.g., McCann, 952 F.Supp. at 649. Though the complaint itself is extremely difficult to comprehend, a time-line of sorts can be gleaned therefrom. It appears that Schneider was first arrested on June 21,1996 by officers of the West Bend Police Department. (Complaint at ¶ 1.) That same day he was incarcerated at the Washington County Jail by officers of the Washington County Sheriff’s Department. (Complaint at ¶2.) Schneider was subsequently released upon paying $300.00 bail, which he now characterizes as a “ransom” to end his “kidnaping”. (Complaint at ¶ 3.) On October 21, Sergeant Ritter of the West Bend Police Department filed a criminal complaint against Schneider. (Complaint at ¶ 4.) On December 30, Judge Leo Schlaefer of Washington County Circuit Court entered a plea on Schneider’s behalf. (Complaint at ¶ 5.) On January 16, 1997, Judge Schlaefer issued a warrant for Schneider’s arrest. (Complaint at ¶ 7.) On March 15, Schneider was arrested, presumably pursuant to the January 17 warrant, and incarcerated once again in the Washington County Jail. (Complaint at ¶ 8.) On March 17, the officers of the Washington County Sheriffs Department escorted Schneider to a hearing before Judge Richard T. Becker of the Washington County Circuit Court, wherein Judge Becker set bail and a trial date. (Complaint at ¶ 9.) Assistant District Attorney Holly Murphy represented Washington County at that hearing. (Id.)

The rest of Schneider’s complaint is a rambling collection of legal jargon consisting of repeated and unexplained references to various federal statutes and eonclusory allegations of “fraud”, “conspiracy”, “breach of the contract to uphold the oath and affirmation to support the constitution”, “neglect of due process”, “perjury”, “constructive treason”, “attempting by overt acts to overthrow the government of the state to which the alleged offender owes allegiance”, “betraying the state into the hands of a foreign power”, “mutilation of the American flag”, “lack of disclaimer contract”, “neglect to stop this jurisdictional wrong”, “deprivation of rights”, “obstruction of justice”, “extortion”, “acts of piracy”, etc. Underlying and motivating this mountain of charges is a single factual allegation: All of the actions taken by the defendants were done in uniforms bearing, or courtrooms displaying, the ersatz “flag of war” as opposed to the “American flag of peace”. According to Schneider, this single fact renders his arrests, his incarcerations, his payment of bail, his arrest warrant, and all of his court proceedings unconstitutional, because the same were conducted under the authority of a foreign power lacking a constitution, contrary to the oaths and affirmations of defendants’ respective offices. 1 Defen *1163 dants, of course, move to dismiss the case as baseless and incomprehensible. In response, Schneider moves for default judgment, alleging that “first the court must support the jurisdiction of the American flag of peace ... before any type of action can be taken with the plaintiff’, and further that defendants’ motions constitute a “non-joinder under the common law title 4 U.S.C. § 1 American flag of peace F.R.C.P 12(b)(7)”, thereby justifying the entry of default judgment. (Schneider Response at ¶¶ 8-9.)

II

Not surprisingly, there are several reasons why Schneider’s allegations fail to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. The most obvious of these is his mistaken belief that the type of flag displayed on an officer’s uniform, or in a judicial courtroom, somehow affects the constitutional validity of the actions taken by that officer or in that courtroom. Perhaps this belief is unwittingly fostered by the many federal courts that dismiss such cases on grounds other than the absurdity of the underlying claim, an understandable approach given the difficulty of addressing claims so preposterous. For that very reason, however, it is occasionally useful for a court to address these claims head on, so as to serve notice upon future litigants that they tilt at such windmills at their peril. Fortunately, Judge Whipple of the Western District of Missouri has done just that, in language which the Court will quote at length for the benefit of Schneider and other litigants like him who may seek such relief from the courts of the Eastern District of Wisconsin:

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