Per Curiam.
i. case history
This Court’s unpublished opinion per curiam, reversing defendant’s conviction, was released on June 24, 1997 (Docket No. 184811); the Michigan Supreme Court has denied the prosecutor’s application for leave to appeal that decision. 1 In that opinion, this Court made the following comments in footnote 2:
The difficulty in resolving this appeal was compounded by the oral argument we heard in this case. Attorney Jane Thurston, who was representing defendant at the time, [207]*207made false representations to this Court. Ms. Thurston told this Court that defendant had been convicted of esc I “even though he never had sex with this woman.” This statement was patently false. Defendant gave two taped statements to the police and he admitted having consensual sex with the complainant in both statements. Consent was the defense at trial. The complainant clearly stated in her taped statements and again at trial that she had sex with defendant. There never has been any question that defendant and the complainant had sex. The only question was whether the sex was consensual. (The prosecutor inexplicably failed to advise this Court that Ms. Thurston’s argument was patently false at oral argument). We further note that Ms. Thurston argued to this Court that trial counsel was ineffective because he did not have the complainant’s taped statements to the police played for the jury to hear in that the complainant “was laughing through the statements” in contrast with crying during trial. This statement was false. We have listened to the two taped statements of the complainant and it certainly cannot be said that the complainant laughs throughout the taped statements. In fact, we note that the complainant can be heard crying twice during her second statement. We are deeply upset that an attorney would make such false representations to this Court during oral argument. We direct the Clerk of this Court to send a copy of this opinion to Ms. Thurston and to the Attorney Grievance Administrator for investigation and appropriate action because this portion of Ms. Thurston’s argument appears to have been in violation of MRPC 3.1, 3.3 and 4.1. We order Ms. Thurston to appear before this Court on August 5, 1997 at 3:00 P.M. at the Court’s Lansing third floor courtroom to show cause why she should not be held in contempt. MCL 600.1701(c); MSA 27A.1701(c); MCL 600.1715; MSÁ 27A.1715. In re Oliver, 333 US 257; 68 S Ct 499; 92 L Ed 682 (1948); In re Scott, 342 Mich 614, 622; 71 NW2d 71 (1955). See also Chambers v NASCO, 501 US 32; 111 S Ct 2123; 115 L Ed 2d 27 (1991). Alternatively, Ms. Thurston may pay a fine of $250 to this Court prior to said date.
[208]*208In consequence of this portion of the opinion, a formal order to show cause, subsequently amended, was issued, and respondent Thurston opted to show cause in lieu of paying the suggested fine.2 At the indicated time and place, after denying respondent’s motion for disqualification of the entire panel,3 an adjournment [211]*211was granted at the request of respondent’s counsel.4 This Court, in the order adjourning the hearing, included scheduling provisions.5 In a separate [212]*212order,6 following the suggestion in Young v United States ex ret Vuitton et Fils, S A, 481 US 787; 107 S Ct 2124; 95 L Ed 2d 740 (1987), and as a means of facilitating a separation between the Court’s accusatorial and adjudicative roles, Joel M. Boyden, former President of the State Bar of Michigan, having agreed to serve pro bono publico, was appointed to function as presenter of evidence in the show cause proceedings and to otherwise represent the Court of Appeals in any direct or collateral review proceedings.
Pursuant to the scheduling order,7 respondent filed a motion to dismiss, which was denied, and a motion [213]*213for waiver of fees, which was also rejected. Only the court-appointed presenter opted to file a hearing brief.8 Two amici curiae were permitted to file briefs, [214]*214and their joint brief has been received and considered.
n. MOTION PRACTICE HISTORY
In denying the motion to dismiss, which was grounded upon the assertion that the order to show cause did not charge that respondent acted “wilfully,” this Court observed:
The motion to dismiss is denied. “Willfulness” is not an element of a charge that an attorney is in contempt of court by virtue of “any misbehavior in their office or trust” under MCL 600.1701(3); MSA 27A. 1701(3), and accordingly the failure to specify that the alleged contemnor acted wilfully is not fatal to the validity of the charge detailed in the amended order to show cause. In re Henry, 25 Mich App 45, 55; 181 NW2d 64 (1970). Furthermore, granting argu-endo that an order to show cause is subject to the same requirements as an indictment, information, or other charging document, MCL 761.1(d); MSA 28.843(d), and further assuming that other aspects of the charged conduct must be shown to have been perpetrated “willfully” in order to adjudge the alleged contemnor guilty of contempt, nonetheless, “willfulness” need not be alleged in the order to show cause. MCL 767.59; MSA 28.999, although the order to show cause would in any event be subject to amendment to cure any such defect of form. MCL 767.76; MSA 28.1016.
To that end reasonable inferences from the facts set forth in the charge and supporting opinion of the court suffice to put the alleged contemnor on notice that her conduct was contemptuous because committed wilfully. In re Henry, supra; In re Albert, 383 Mich 722, 724-725; 179 NW2d 20 (1970) (holding both that the Court of Appeals may proceed other than by affidavit to institute contempt proceedings by means of an order to show cause, in particular, by judicial notice of its own records, and that it may do so on its own motion “without becoming so personally interested as to be disqualified.”)
[215]*215The Court notes that this order addresses only those aspects of the present proceedings that represent an exercise of its criminal contempt powers, and not the separate and independent civil remedial side of its inherent powers. Chambers v NASCO, 501 US 32; 111 S Ct 2123; 115 L Ed 2d 27 [1991]; Gray v Clerk of Common Pleas Court, [366] Mich 588, 594; 115 NW2d 411 [1962]; People v Brown, 238 Mich 298, 300; 212 NW 968 (1927); Const 1963, art 6, § 1. [Unpublished order of the Court of Appeals, entered August 28, 1997 (Docket No. 184811).]
In rejecting the motion to waive fees, the Court opined that it was without proper authority to grant a waiver in the absence of a claim of financial inability to defray those fees. The waiver of fees was not sought on the basis of inability to pay, but on the basis of an assertion that if such proceedings were pending in a district or circuit court there would be no fees. Underlying the motion appeared to be an assumption that somehow it is unfair to require respondent to pay motion and other standard filing fees when criminal defendants in trial courts are not required to pay motion fees. Any such contention misapprehends the relevant principles of due process and equal protection. Under the Fourteenth Amendment, fees must be waived only for those unable to pay them as a function of the constitutional right of access to the courts, Boddie v Connecticut, 401 US 371; 91 S Ct 780; 28 L Ed 2d 113 (1971); however, respondent made no claim or showing of such inability. And, while motion fees may not be required in district or circuit court criminal proceedings, that is a function of legislation, not constitutional principle. See, e.g., MCL 600.8371; MSA 27A.8371, establishing filing fees in district courts for civil cases only. In contrast, legislation governing the Court of Appeals, [216]*216MCL 600.321; MSA 27A.321, and the rule establishing the fee schedule for the Supreme Court, MCR 7.319(B)(7), make no such distinction, and thus apply equally to civil and criminal matters. All litigants in the Court of Appeals and the Supreme Court are treated alike, whether as appellants or appellees, or as parties to original proceedings, irrespective of the nature of the proceedings.9 Hence, our order denying the motion to waive fees provided:
The motion to waive filing fees is denied. No claim of indigency within MCR 2.002 having been advanced, the Court is without authority to waive fees. MCR 7.211(A)(3); MCL 600.321; MSA 27A.321; Gracey v Grosse Pointe Farms City Clerk, 182 Mich App 193, 214; 452 NW2d 471 (1989); see also Hill v Michigan, 488 F2d 609 (CA 6, 1973), cert den 416 US 973; 94 S Ct 1999; 40 L Ed 2d 563 [1974],
m. FACTS
At the hearing, the presenter went forward with proofs establishing, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the statements attributed to respondent during oral argument in this Court’s June 24, 1997, opinion were accurately quoted therein, and that the facts asserted in those statements by respondent were factually untrue.10 Respondent’s proofs did not attempt to rebut the claim that she was the speaker, that the state[217]*217ments charged as uttered by her were accurately quoted, or, at least in the abstract, that those statements were false. The defense evidence suggested good-faith misunderstanding based on context and good-faith error based on interpretation and possible confusion, as well as good character generally.
IV. COUNT I: THE “NO SEX” STATEMENT
Although we have considered undisputed, uncon-tradicted, and unrebutted testimony adduced by respondent during her case in chief tending to establish her good character,11 People v Garbutt, 17 Mich 9, 25-27; 97 Am Dec 162 (1868); People v Schultz, 316 Mich 106, 112-124; 25 NW2d 128 (1946) (and accordingly instructed ourselves, as triers of fact, that “evidence of good character is admissible, not only in a case where doubt otherwise exists, but may be offered for the purpose of creating a doubt”), we nonetheless conclude that the positive evidence of wrongdoing overcomes this proof of previous good character and truthfulness, and that we are thus left without a reasonable doubt that respondent did make a false representation of material fact to the Court.
It seems to be suggested by amici curiae that, in light of the original briefing of the principal appeal, [218]*218this Court could hardly have been misled about the salient facts regarding respondent’s “no sex” statement. In response, we note first that when a false representation or false statement of material fact is made to a tribunal, the gravity of the offense is not eliminated merely because the lie is readily exposed or the prevarication is recanted or corrected. United States v Allen, 131 F Supp 323, 326 (ED Mich, 1955).
Second, this Court was in fact misled, and we emphasize that the Court properly should have been thus misled.12 Whatever members of the Court thought the facts to be before oral argument, when an attorney, as an officer of the Court, MCR 9.103(A), makes an assertion of fact that contradicts such prior conceptions, this Court’s adjudicative responsibilities will generally compel it to either take the attorney’s word at face value or to independently verify for itself where the truth lies. This Court did so in this case, which involved a substantial expenditure of judicial resources — scarce taxpayer-funded judicial resources that more properly would have been devoted to the disputes of other litigants and their attorneys.
The suggestion that such falsehoods were immaterial in light of the numerous grounds that this Court found as a basis for granting defendant Shier appellate relief is without foundation. Each reason [219]*219advanced by respondent had to be considered and evaluated on its merits, if for no other reason than that another, higher reviewing court might reject any one or more proffered bases in the opinion for either granting or withholding appellate relief from the conviction.
Concerning the statement that “he never had sex,” it has been vigorously argued that this Court has taken the remarks out of context. It is urged that, properly construed within the jurisprudential framework of allowing counsel great leeway to vigorously advocate on behalf of her client, People v Kurz, 35 Mich App 643, 651; 192 NW2d 594 (1971), while cor-relatively demanding clear and unequivocal proof that such boundaries have been exceeded, People v Matish, 384 Mich 568, 572; 184 NW2d 915 (1971), the statement was neither inaccurate nor misleading.13 The theory advanced is that, extemporizing in response to a question from the bench, respondent was adverting to an incident in the living room when the defendant asked the complainant for oral sex and she refused — thus, there was no sex between the [220]*220complainant and defendant Shier in the living room, although, on Shier’s theory, he subsequently had consensual sex with the complainant in the bedroom.
The problem with this explanation is that respondent’s statement was in response to a question about other witnesses, claims of their sexual involvement with the complainant (some of which occurred in the living room and some in the bedroom), and the rape-shield statute.14 No mention had been made of events in the living room for the purpose of contrasting them with events in the bedroom.15 If such contrast was the intended context of the statement by respondent, this intention cannot even in hindsight be gleaned from the words uttered, whether considered as a whole or in isolation, and in fact that was not the meaning then conveyed to the panel. Indeed, Shier might have been prosecuted on an aiding and abetting theory with regard to events in the bedroom,-, after he terminated his own single act of sexual penetration of the complainant, he remained present16 while at least two of [221]*221the other protagonists entered the bedroom and engaged in further acts of sexual penetration with the complainant.17
We are satisfied that the charge that respondent made a false statement of fact in this regard, as alleged in footnote 2 of our June 24, 1997, opinion, has been proved beyond a reasonable doubt, and that the claim of contextual misunderstanding consists mainly of after-the-fact rationalization. We therefore adjudge respondent guilty of this count of contempt and assess a fine of $250.
V. COUNT II: THE “LAUGHING, NO CRYING” STATEMENT
Regarding the second allegedly false statement, amici curiae suggest a semantic distinction between “through” and “throughout” and that respondent, in fact, having listened to the tape recordings of the complainant’s police interviews, did hear what to her sounded like laughter. Respondent’s theory is thus that she was mentally predisposed to hear such laughter because the defendant’s father, on first retaining her services, had presented photographs allegedly taken of the complainant, a few days after [222]*222the incident, socializing at a party and laughing.18 Respondent also produced notes she claims to have handwritten upon the first interview transcript as she listened to the recordings, indicating that she heard what she interpreted as laughter in three places during the first interview — all occurring on only one of the thirteen pages of the transcript.19 She then proffered the explanation that, because she had listened to the tape recordings more than a year before oral argument, and also recalled the photographs (which were not then part of the record in any sense, and which have yet to be properly authenticated or admitted as accurately portraying what they are now claimed to depict), it all blended in her mind and led to her ostensibly good-faith but mistaken statement concerning laughter through the tape(s).
As part of the Court’s task of adjudicating the original appeal on behalf of defendant Shier, the members of this panel listened to those tape recordings, and heard no laughter. We have listened again to the three critical points referenced in respondent’s handwritten notes, and hear no laughter.20 Further, at the show [223]*223cause proceedings, testimony was presented from Judge (now Justice) Taylor’s law clerk, Brace H. Edwards, Esq.,21 that, having listened to those tape recordings, he heard no laughing on either tape, but he did note two instances, on the second tape, of apparent crying. The members of this panel, listening to the recordings, also collectively heard such crying.22
Frank Ochberg, M.D., a board-certified psychiatrist with specialization in sexual assault trauma counsel[224]*224ing and the behavioral dynamics of complainants of violence, was qualified as both a lay and an expert witness. His testimony was that, having listened to the two recordings, he neither as a lay witness possessing a finely attuned ear honed through decades in the field during which he involved himself in such issues and necessarily acquired unusual powers of discernment for auditory indicia of mood nor as an expert heard any laughter, nor did he detect anything indicative of an affect suggesting confabulation, prevarication, or other type of dissembling. He did hear crying directly in one instance during the second interview and also a pause that contextually was likely crying.
This Court would readily concede that if a reasonable23 argument by a vigorous advocate could be made that laughter, or some other apparently inappropriate, qualitatively equivalent sound of similar ilk, is audible “through” the taped statements, then the principles of vigorous advocacy would militate most strongly in favor of absolving respondent of blameworthy conduct in that respect. MRPC 3.1. Nonetheless, the proofs satisfy this Court that no nonfrivolous claim of audible laughter through the tape recordings can be made,24 while crying is plainly present, and thus that [225]*225respondent is in this second respect also guilty of misconduct amounting to contempt of court.25
This Court additionally rejects the contention that if respondent thought that what she was saying was at least arguably accurate, it cannot be contemptuous even if it lacked a non-frivolous basis in fact. To accept such an argument would utterly emasculate the contempt power, leaving this Court hostage to the imaginings and hallucinations, rationalized post hoc, [226]*226of those who argue before it. In re Henry, 25 Mich App 45, 55; 181 NW2d 64 (1970). 26
VI. SELECTIVE PROSECUTION
Respondent and amici curiae contend that this Court has singled out a criminal defense attorney for referral to the Attorney Grievance Administrator, while allegedly ignoring supposedly equally egregious misconduct by prosecutors, both as a general proposition and in this case specifically. This contention totally lacks merit. Aside from qualitative differences, on which basis alone distinctions concerning invocation of the contempt power are perfectly appropriate, Saginaw v Hargrove, 169 Mich App 594, 598; 426 NW2d 720 (1988), improper prosecutorial closing argument at trial of the type found by the panel and reflected in the opinion released June 24 is neither a contempt of the Court of Appeals nor a violation per se of the Michigan Rules of Professional Conduct. Compare MRPC 3.4(e) and 3.8. This Court did fault the prosecutor for making an argument, the effect of which was to shift the burden of proof from the state to the defendant. While such argument is improper as a matter of substantive due process and thus provides grounds for appellate relief, this partic[227]*227ular prosecutorial error did not strike the panel as demonstrably violative of any Rule of Professional Conduct and thus did not engender a request for investigation addressed to the Attorney Grievance Administrator.27
The claim that the prosecution “obstructed” the efforts of the defense to introduce admissible and compelling dna evidence must be rejected on several grounds. First, the opinion of June 24, 1997, expressly notes that this Court makes no determination whether the prosecutor was in any way at fault with regard to this matter. Second, even if on this record the prosecutor committed an Agurs28 violation, again, that is a matter of due process appropriate for appellate relief, rather than an instance of attorney misconduct that is grounds for discipline, especially absent evidence of a culpability in failing to furnish this to the defense, of which there is none whatsoever of which this Court is aware. Hence, MRPC 3.4(a) does not apply, even assuming arguendo, for purposes of resolving the criminal appeal, that the prosecutor “obstructed” defendant’s access to this evidence of questionable materiality and relevance.29
[228]*228In the same vein, at the hearing respondent’s counsel cited four cases in this Court in which a prosecutor is alleged to have filed a brief containing such gross misstatements of fact or law so as to have resulted either in the striking of the brief, negative comment in the opinion (unpublished) of this Court, or similar adverse action short of either a prosecution for contempt or the referral to the Attorney Grievance Administrator for investigation, both of which this case engendered. If the purpose of this argument was to suggest that, because in the past this Court has opted to overlook the contemptuous and disciplinary-referral aspects of such attorney misconduct, it is bound to continue that policy, then the effort is misdirected and wrong. Past lack of enforcement of the law in no way precludes or estops the application of the law to new transgressions. Stopera v DiMarco, 218 Mich App 565, 569; 554 NW2d 379 (1996). If this Court has been somewhat lax in its previous enforcement of the contempt statute, MCL 600.1701; MSA 27A.1701, or in its use of its nonstatutory contempt or other inherent powers, whether against attorneys or any other class of persons, that “fact” does not mean that these powers have been repealed de facto. Washtenaw Co Rd Comm’rs v Public Service Comm, 349 Mich 663, 682; 85 NW2d 134 (1957).
Similarly, if these anecdotal references are meant to indicate an invalidating selective enforcement, again, the point is without merit. First, particular facts distinguish each individual exemplar from the [229]*229case at bar, and this Court, like any other governmental authority exercising prosecutorial charging discretion, may properly proceed only against some violators. Respondent is not entitled to exoneration because others may not have had the full weight of the law visited upon them for their similar transgressions. People v Jaffray, 445 Mich 287, 294, n 15; 519 NW2d 108 (1994); People v Jamieson, 436 Mich 61, 84, n 13; 461 NW2d 884 (1990) (plurality opinion).
Additionally, those other incidents arose before different panels of this Court; not one judge of the present panel was a member of those other panels. Different judges may well exercise their necessarily wide discretion regarding such matters differently. However, because selective prosecution claims require proof of purposeful or intentional discrimination, any such claim with regard to this case is without merit. People v Weathersby, 204 Mich App 98, 114-115; 514 NW2d 493 (1994).
Further, there is no constitutionally suspect invidious criterion, such as race, religion, or gender, underlying these case-by-case evaluations, one or more of which is prerequisite to a finding of unconstitutional selective enforcement. Recreational Vehicle United Citizens Ass’n v Sterling Heights, 165 Mich App 130, 141; 418 NW2d 702 (1987); People v Monroe, 127 Mich App 817, 819; 339 NW2d 260 (1983); Oakland Co Prosecutor v 46th Dist Judge, 76 Mich App 318, 331; 256 NW2d 776 (1977); United States v Armstrong, 517 US 456; 116 S Ct 1480; 134 L Ed 2d 687 (1996); Whren v United States, 517 US 806; 116 S Ct 1769; 135 L Ed 2d 89 (1996).
Finally, this panel states for the record that it would have been just as assiduous in addressing mis[230]*230conduct by the prosecutor if it believed such wrongdoing had occurred. This panel, like this Court in general, both recognizes and encourages zealous advocacy, whether by the criminal defense bar or any other, but will not tolerate misconduct of any kind, without regard to the identity of the wrongdoers. If this panel entertained a reasonable doubt regarding whether the proper boundaries of zealous advocacy had been exceeded, these show cause proceedings would either never have been instituted or would now be dismissed in their entirety.30
[231]*231W. SENTENCE
We find that respondent is guilty of contempt of this Court on both of the two grounds charged. For each offense, we fine respondent $250. Despite an utter lack of any profession of remorse during her appearance and testimony during the show cause proceedings, in light of her past apparently exemplary conduct we have concluded that an incarcerative term is not warranted.31 This fine is payable within twenty-one days of the issuance of this opinion. MCR 7.215(E)(1).
Vm. CIVIL REMEDIAL SANCTIONS
We have also considered that a civil remedial sanction, as a function of this Court’s inherent power,32 would be appropriate, to recompense the Court, or the taxpayers who fund judicial operations, for the inordinate expenditure of scarce judicial resources that respondent’s misconduct directly engendered — a possibility of which respondent was repeatedly warned, beginning with the citation of relevant authorities in the June 24, 1997, opinion of this Court. However, in light of both the magnitude of those costs and the past practice of this Court, which has been to assess costs only in an amount equivalent to this Court’s filing fee for a claim of appeal or applica[232]*232tion for leave to appeal,33 rather than to attempt to calculate actual incremental costs to the Court resulting from negligence or wrongdoing, we assess $200 costs against respondent. These costs shall also be paid within twenty-one days of the issuance of this opinion.34
We do, however, take the opportunity to notify the bar and the public that, in the future, pursuant to this Court’s inherent power, such ancillary civil sanctions may routinely be liquidated on an actual costs basis whenever wrongdoing or violation of the rules causes this Court or its staff needless additional work. While to date the extent of this Court’s inherent powers has not been as thoroughly explored as that of other levels of Michigan’s “one court of justice,” Const 1963, art 6, § 1; In re Albert, supra at 723, n 1, the very principle of “one court of justice” supports our conclusion that this Court enjoys inherent powers suitable to its responsibilities and position within the state’s judicial hierarchy. Accordingly, the reasoning and result of Chambers v NASCO, Inc, 501 US 32; 111 S Ct 2123; 115 L Ed 2d 27 (1991), and In re Huff, 352 Mich 402, 415-416; 91 NW2d 613 (1958), apply to establish the existence of inherent powers that include not merely the contempt power but the power and authority to impose remedial civil sanctions when the justice of a cause and the improper conduct of a litigant or attorney before the court demands it. Such inherent power includes the power to function and to function efficiently, People v [233]*233Brown, 238 Mich 298, 300; 212 NW 968 (1927), and the power to take appropriate remedial action when any officer of the court, including an attorney, MCR 9.103(A), fails to fulfill a duty or responsibility, Gray v Clerk of Common Pleas Court, 366 Mich 588, 594; 115 NW2d 411 (1962). Furthermore, to the extent any such inherent power might be deemed lacking or deficient, MCL 600.310; MSA 27A.310 grants this Court authority and jurisdiction to “issue any writs, directives and mandates that it judges necessary and expedient to effectuate its determination of cases brought before it.”35
IX. MISCELLANEOUS
A copy of this opinion shall be forwarded by the Clerk to the Attorney Grievance Administrator.