Jesse O. Martinez v. Andy Samarripas

CourtDistrict Court, N.D. Texas
DecidedDecember 3, 2025
Docket5:25-cv-00150
StatusUnknown

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Jesse O. Martinez v. Andy Samarripas, (N.D. Tex. 2025).

Opinion

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS LUBBOCK DIVISION JESSE 0, MARTINEZ, § Plaintiff, § gS v. § No. 5:25-CV-150-H-BV § ANDY SAMARRIPAS, § Defendant. § FINDINGS, CONCLUSIONS, AND RECOMMENDATION OF THE UNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE Pro se Plaintiff Jesse O. Martinez filed a complaint and application to proceed in forma pauperis (IFP), as well as a motion to appoint counsel. Dkt. Nos. 1, 2, 3. The case

was automatically referred for pretrial management under Special Order 3-251.' Dkt.

No. 5. Martinez has not established that the Court has subject-matter jurisdiction in this

case. He has also failed to comply with Court orders. The undersigned therefore recommends that the United States District Judge deny Martinez’s motions to proceed IFP and appoint counsel and that this case be dismissed without prejudice. Alternatively, the undersigned recommends the district judge dismiss this case without prejudice for failure to prosecute under Fed. R. Civ. P. 41(b). 1. Background On July 17, 2025, Martinez filed a complaint in this Court, naming Andy Samarripas as the sole Defendant. Dkt. No. 1. His complaint is largely incoherent

1 Not all parties have consented to the magistrate judge, so the undersigned enters these findings, conclusions, and recommendation.

jibberish that refers to various people and places but lacks detail regarding the Defendant, referred to as both “Andy Sam” and “Andy Samarripas.” /d. After a thorough review of the document (and accompanying artwork) filed, the undersigned magistrate judge is

unable to discern (1) the basis for Martinez’s claims; (2) who “evil police officer Andy Samarripas” works for or how he is purportedly connected to Martinez, and (3) the relief

Martinez seeks. Id. Indeed, his filing is replete with outlandish claims involving famous

people and remote places. See id. Martinez’s IFP application is likewise missing information. Dkt. No. 2, He

reports working for “Smartstyle,” but he does not list any income from that employment. Dkt. No. 2 at 1-2.? Similarly, Martinez does not report any expenses and gives no indication as to how he pays for basic living costs such as food, shelter, transportation, or

other costs of subsistence. /d. at 4—5. Because Martinez’s complaint and IFP application are deficient, the Court ordered

him to file amended documents. Dkt. No. 7. Specifically, the Court directed Martinez to

file an amended complaint that complied with Rule 8 and established the Court’s subject- matter jurisdiction. Jd. at 1-4. The Court also ordered Martinez to file an amended IFP application and to become registered as a CM/ECF user, as required by the local rules, or

to otherwise seek leave to be excused from that requirement. Jd. at 4-5, The Court cautioned Martinez that his failure to comply could result in dismissal of this action under Rule 41(b). /d. at 5.

2 Page citations refer to the electronic page number assigned by the Court’s electronic filing system.

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Martinez’s pleadings are patently insubstantial and without a plausible foundation, thereby depriving the Court of subject-matter jurisdiction. As best the Court can interpret these largely incoherent filings, Martinez alleges that Andy Samarripas is trying to prevent people from seeing or obtaining photos of a supernatural event—a miracle. See Dkt. Nos. 1 at 1-2; 1-1, According to Martinez, people like Oprah Winfrey and her research manager have tried to obtain the photos from Samarripas. Dkt. No. 1 at 1, 2, 4; see also Dkt. No. 8.

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