Censke v. United States

314 F.R.D. 609, 2016 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 18521, 2016 WL 612781
CourtDistrict Court, N.D. Illinois
DecidedFebruary 16, 2016
DocketNo. 09 C 3651
StatusPublished
Cited by3 cases

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Censke v. United States, 314 F.R.D. 609, 2016 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 18521, 2016 WL 612781 (N.D. Ill. 2016).

Opinion

MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER

Jeffrey Cole, United States Magistrate Judge

INTRODUCTION

Following a two-day bench trial in July 2013, I found in favor of the government on all counts of Mr. Censke’s Federal Tort Claims Act Complaint. My decision was based in part on Mr. Censke’s contrived and mendacious testimony. See Censke v. United States, 27 F.Supp.3d 920 (N.D.Ill.2014); [Dkt. No. 215], On April 3, 2014, Mr. Censke filed a motion for “Reconsideration of the Memorandum Opinion and Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law.” Asserting that “too many [errors] exist to review,” the motion insisted that the veritable profusion of errors proves rather conclusively that the judge was a fool [610]*610or worse, and asked that the Memorandum Opinion be stricken in its entirety. Censke v. United States, 2014 WL 3741340 (N.D.Ill. 2014); [Dkt. No. 216].

Mr. Censke said he “laughed so hard upon receipt of the Apocrophyla [sic] opinion..., he had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April Fools, because this ’Bullshit’ is a Joke. As an ’Artist in Residence,’ it’s Good material For my Book About Police State: ’CRAZY AS HELL!’ ” [Dkt. No. 216 at 1]; Censke, 2014 WL 3741340 at *1. (Capitalization in original). Warming to his task, Mr. Censke went on to say that “[s]o many Clerical, Factual and LEGAL ERRORS EXIST IN this COURTS Opinion, I’d be AFRAID to WIPE my ASS WITH IT.” Id. He concluded: “IF the Court is not HOSTILE, something is WRONG? Judges Have been known to Play with Penis Pumps under their GOWNS, etc. IT MAKES A CITIZEN WONDER WHAT MAGISTRATE COLE WAS DOING, to up to [sic] these CONCLUSIONS?” Censke, 2014 WL 3741340. [Dkt. No. 216]. (Capitalization in original). The government’s responsive memorandum [Dkt. No. 218] was followed by the plaintiffs 12-page reply brief. [Dkt. No. 219]. The reply brief sought a new trial as “the proper remedy” for the mistakes that the motion for reconsideration claimed pervaded the Memorandum Opinion and Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law.

Like the Motion, the Reply brief ignored the lengthy analysis of the evidence in the original Opinion and refused to come to grips with the inescapable fact that the outcome of this case was unfavorable to Mr. Censke because he was not a believable witness, and the defendants’ witnesses were; his testimony was vacillating, inconsistent, and implausible; his demeanor could not have been more indicative of his mendacity; and he had been convicted of four serious felonies within the past ten years, which bore on his credibility. Censke, 27 F.Supp.3d at 934.1

Mr. Censke then appealed to the Seventh Circuit. But that court dismissed his appeal on October 29, 2014 for noncompliance with Circuit Rule 3(c), which requires the filing of a Docketing Statement within seven days of the filing of the notice of appeal. On November 17, 2014, I entered an order finding that Mr. Censke’s motion to appeal informa pauperis was moot in light of the Seventh Circuit’s dismissal. [Dkt. No. 233].

And there the matter lay until January 19, 2016, when Mr. Censke filed a motion for relief from judgment under Rule 60(b)(6), Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, claiming he had newly discovered evidence. [Dkt. No. 236].2 Rule 60(b)(6) authorizes relief from a judgment or order that is based on “a reason that justifies relief’ other than those expressly authorized by Rule 60(b)(l)-(5).

ANALYSIS

A.

Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 60 regulates the procedure for obtaining relief from a final judgment. Arrieta v. Battaglia, 461 F.3d 861, 864 (7th Cir.2006). “ ‘[R]elief from a judgment under Rule 60(b) is an extraordinary remedy and is granted only in exceptional circumstances.’” In re Charles Edward Taylor, II, 793 F.3d 814 (7th Cir.2015). The district court has great discretion in ruling on a Rule 60(b) motion. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. v. Moore, 618 Fed.Appx. 857 (7th [611]*611Cir.2015); Swaim v. Moltan Co., 73 F.3d 711, 722 (7th Cir.1996).

Motions premised upon mistake, inadvertence, surprise, or excusable neglect (Rule 60(b)(1)); newly discovered evidence (Rule 60(b)(2)); or fraud, misrepresentation, or misconduct by an opposing party (Rule 60(b)(3)), must be made “within a reasonable time,” but in no event “more than one year after the entry of the judgment or order or the date of the proceeding.” Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(c)(1). Motions for relief from judgment based on grounds specified in any other subsection of the Rule 60(b), including the “catchall” provision for “any other reason that justifies relief,” (Rule 60(b)(6)) must be brought within a reasonable time. Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(c)(1). The time limitation in Rule 60(c) is jurisdictional and cannot be extended. Arrieta, 461 F.3d at 864. Thus, if the ground asserted for relief from a prior judgment falls within one of the enumerated grounds for relief that are subject to the one-year time limit of Rule 60(c)(1), relief under Rule 60(b)(6) is not available. See Arrieta, 461 F.3d at 865.

Here, plaintiff seeks relief from the prior judgment based on “newly discovered evidence.” As this ground falls within the enumerated ground for relief that is subject to the one-year filing limitation— Rule 60(b)(2) — Plaintiff cannot obtain relief from the prior judgment by pleading Rule 60(b)(6). Because he seeks relief from a March 2014 judgment, his present motion is untimely not having been brought within one year of the entry of judgment. Mr. Censke’s attempt to avoid the time bar of Rule 60(c)(1) through “artful pleading” is stillborn. Cf. Hays v. Bryan Cave, LLP, 446 F.3d 712, 713 (7th Cir.2006); Pernice v City of Chicago, 237 F.3d 783, 786 (7th Cir.2001); Zapata Hermanos Sucesores, S.A. v. Hearthside Baking, 313 F.3d 385, 389 (7th Cir.2002). Compare, Simpson v. Union Oil Co. of Cal., 377 U.S. 13, 24, 84 S.Ct. 1051, 12 L.Ed.2d 98 (1964)(“We refuse to let [so vital] a matter. . .rest on such easy manipulation.”).3

B.

Quite apart from its somewhat tentative conclusions, the May 2015 medical report does not constitute newly discovered evidence, since it did not come into existence until almost two years after the trial. Under Rule 60(b)(2), the “newly discovered” evidence must have been in existence at the time of the trial. Peacock v. Bd. of Sch. Comm’rs of City of Indianapolis,

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