Bair v. Attorney General

116 Fed. Cl. 699, 2014 U.S. Claims LEXIS 537, 2014 WL 2776350
CourtUnited States Court of Federal Claims
DecidedJune 13, 2014
DocketNo. 14-460C
StatusPublished

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Bair v. Attorney General, 116 Fed. Cl. 699, 2014 U.S. Claims LEXIS 537, 2014 WL 2776350 (uscfc 2014).

Opinion

ORDER

HORN, J.

On May 27, 2014, pro se plaintiff Christopher M. Bair, who, at times, refers to himself as “Pro epio—Airenost,’ ”1 filed a number of documents, which the Clerk’s Office should not have accepted as a “complaint,” but assigned a case number. Given that plaintiff only submitted a random assortment of documents, which in no way resembles a complaint, and in which he never mentions the jurisdiction of this court, the Clerk’s Office should have returned Mr. Bair’s submission, together with his filing fee, instead of opening a ease file and assigning a case number.

The documents in plaintiffs initial filing are comprised of a series of letters addressed to Attorney General Erie Holder, The President of the United States, Barack Obama, and to the “Honorable Judge Presiding” at the United States Court of Federal Claims, together with assorted United States District Court forms.2 The letters submitted include:

1. An April 10, 2014 letter addressed to “the Public Office of the Attorney General, and to the President of the United States.”
2. An April 28, 2014 letter addressed to “the Public Office of the Attorney General.”
3. A May 21, 2014 letter addressed to “the Honorable Judge Presiding” at the United States Court of Federal Claims.
4. A second May 21, 2014 letter addressed to “the Honorable Judge Presiding” at the United States Court of Federal Claims.
5. A May 23, 2014 letter addressed to “the Honorable Judge Presiding” at the United States Court of Federal Claims.
6. A second May 23, 2014 letter addressed to “The Honorable Judge Presiding” at the United States Court of Federal Claims.

Plaintiff alleges that, under the leadership of President Barack Obama, the United States government committed various acts against him and others entitling plaintiff to $2.5 billion in damages.

The court also notes that plaintiff has filed similar complaints with the United States District Court for the Northern District of Ohio and the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, all of which were dismissed either for failure to state a claim or for failure to pay the requisite filing fee. See Bair v. Clinton et al., No. 13-3498 (6th Cir. [702]*702June 21, 2013) (dismissing the ease for failure to pay the docketing fee); Bair v. Clinton et al., No. 5:13-cv-00593-JRA (N.D.Ohio Mar. 27, 2013) (Dismissing the case because “the complaint does not state any conceivable, viable cause of action against the defendants.”); Bair v. Armhurst, No. 3:12-cv-02933-JJH (N.D.Ohio Mar. 20, 2013) (“Even liberally construed, the Complaint in the instant case fails to sufficiently state any federal claims____”); Bair v. Hemelgarn et al., No. 5:12-cv-02922-JRA (N.D.Ohio Feb. 7, 2013) (Holding that plaintiffs complaint “does not contain allegations which are intelligible to this court. The complaint is therefore appropriately subject to summary dismissal.” (citation omitted)); Bair v. Parishi et al., No. 5:12-cv-02940-SL (N.D.Ohio Dec. 5, 2012) (dismissing plaintiffs complaint for failure to pay the filing fee).

In the first letter from plaintiff addressed to the President, dated April 10, 2014, plaintiff requests “immediate monetary relief through settlement by Federal Law,” but does not cite to any cognizable federal statute. In the letter, plaintiff claims that defendant “put members of my family and others in a specific Mansion in Sunnydale, SC. Know to the Superior Justice Committee as ‘The Executive Manor of Infernal Hell Hodge.’ ” (emphasis in original). Plaintiff further claims that in “The Executive Man- or” is a “false floor sudden trap door” that “drops its victims thirty feet down into a infected maze of necrotic type high speed contagious disease and undead creatures including demon dogs.” As a result, plaintiff claims, “[m]y family and others like it have been rearranged, separated, demolished, and forced into despair.”

In the April 10, 2014 letter, plaintiff also claims that he had “been desolately abused and forced into cardiac arrest many times by your colleges,” and that he had been the target of “hundreds devised plots of ‘hire to kill’ by means of reference type literature .... ” Plaintiff further claims that “[tjhere has been many assaults and many crimes made against me inside the banking system as well.” These and other alleged assaults, including an invasion of plaintiffs privacy, were alleged to have been committed using “satellites with radiance type sophisticated weaponry.”

Plaintiff also alleges that President Obama had “even used my name improperly. By referring to me, in times of dire importance by the name Chris Bliss, Chris Bliso, Chris Bease, or Beasty.” Plaintiff claims that he had “also been totally demised; barbarously, fiendishly, and deliberately completely neglected and lied to” about “The Executive Manor.” Plaintiff further alleges in his April 10, 2014 letter that the President and his administration had “also made crimes against me by keeping the knowledge of these crimes a secret from the Public and I.” In his April 10, 2014 letter, plaintiff requests the President pay him $2.5 billion “in the respect of your total involvement in this ominous quandary,” but in a subsequent paragraph, immediately offers a settlement of $60,000,000.00.

Also included as part of plaintiffs initial filing is an April 28, 2014 letter plaintiff addressed to the United States Office of the Attorney General, although plaintiff addressed the letter “To the Public Office of the Attorney General.” In the April 28, 2014 letter, plaintiff revokes “the offer of settlement” and informs the Attorney General that “I shall continue to seek Lawful Justice for his own Presidential and criminal actions.” Plaintiff also claims the

President’s own self-involvement in the death of a child that was frozen solid inside the false mansion. Where in which an impostor who poses as my Father has froze the child with an Arcille type nitrogestie-rayl freeze blaster. And then the President stood idle-by when someone shattered the unfortunate child to pieces.

Plaintiff then calls for the President’s “resignation from all duties.” Plaintiff concludes the April 28, 2014 letter by invoking “my right to the Act of Dyslexia of 1984. Of that, the Opportunity Knowledge Acts: Four, Six, and Thirteen.”

Moreover, as part of plaintiffs initial filing, he submits four letters addressed to the United States Court of Federal Claims, two dated May 21, 2014 and two dated May 23, 2014, one of which requests “your Honor give matter of this atrocity the full brightness of your shining light.” In one May 21, 2014 [703]*703letter, plaintiff claims that “[t]his travesty has grown to an unfathomable proportion. To the extent of almost complete annihilation of my whole blood-line.” In addition to the cardiac arrests plaintiff references in his April 10, 2014 letter to President Obama, plaintiff claims that the President “left me barietea, barzaude, and even proeuplia.” Plaintiff further claims that “Barack Obama has committed a number of brutal acts against myself and even most possibly against a young boy____” Plaintiff claims that the child’s blood “was completely collected by members of the United States Secret Service and including White House agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.”

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