Art Akiane LLC v. Art & SoulWorks LLC

CourtDistrict Court, N.D. Illinois
DecidedAugust 15, 2022
Docket1:19-cv-02952
StatusUnknown

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Art Akiane LLC v. Art & SoulWorks LLC, (N.D. Ill. 2022).

Opinion

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS EASTERN DIVISION ART AKIANE LLC., ) ) Plaintiff, ) No. 19 C 2952 ) v. ) Magistrate Judge Jeffrey Cole ) ART & SOULWORKS LLC and ) CAROL CORNELIUSON, ) ) Defendants. ) MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER “Lawsuits like this one cast the legal profession in a bad light and contribute to the impression that Americans are an overlawyered and excessively litigious people.” Purtell v. Mason, 527 F.3d 615, 627 (8th Cir. 2008). The defendants have filed a “Motion for Miscellaneous Relief.” For the following reasons, the motion [Dkt. #311] is denied. This case, perhaps as much as any other, confirms Judge Posner’s lament that “protracted discovery, [is] the bane of modern litigation.” Rossetto v. Pabst Brewing Co., Inc., 217 F.3d 539, 542 (7th Cir.2000). When last we left the attorneys in this case, they were struggling with routine discovery, but, blessedly, after multiple extensions, both fact and expert discovery have closed. That closure, however, has not changed things as much as might have been hoped because the struggles continue. Counsel in this case seem unable – or unwilling – to let discovery go, and they continue manufacturing needless disputes as this case goes well into its fourth year. Whatever the reasons that underlie the apparent inability to resolve what seems to be basic and unimportant areas of disagreement, we are again presented with further discovery spats for the court to resolve. Counsel have filed sixty-four pages of materials over four briefs regarding two very minor issues which ought to have been settled between them or, at the very least, in about five minutes at a motion hearing or during a phone call to chambers.1 The tone of their email exchanges regarding their disagreements, however, explains why that did not happen, and the tone of their briefs is not much better.2

The defendants’ current motion concerns two matters, the first being an exchange at the deposition of Ms. Foreli Kramarik on February 24, 2022 – nearly six months ago. But, as already noted, fact discovery is closed – and has been since March 31, 2022. Consequently, the motion is simply too late – exceedingly so. And that is really saying something as discovery has dragged on for years with extension after extension. [Dkt. ## 306, 300, 299, 275, 243, 223, 198, 111]. Accordingly, the motion [Dtk. 311] is denied. Motions filed after the close of discovery are almost always deemed untimely. Packman v. Chicago Tribune Co., 267 F.3d 628, 647 (7th Cir. 2001). See also Gonzalez v. City of Milwaukee, 791 F.3d 709, 714 (7th Cir. 2015)(“He does not explain the lateness of his request, and the district court did not abuse its discretion” by denying the motion to

compel); Haynes v. Alliant Food Serv., Inc., 93 F. App'x 71, 73–74 (7th Cir. 2004)(“... rarely will we find an abuse of discretion when the motion to compel came after the close of discovery.”). “Lawyers and litigants who decide to play by rules of their own invention will find that the game

1 Sadly, but not surprisingly given the history of this case, the attorneys have even joined battle over whether a deposition was ending at 5:30 pm or 4:30 pm, given the time difference between Florida and Chicago. [Dkt. # 318, at 3; #319, at 1]. 2 The kind of intemperance all too often exhibited in this case has been roundly criticized by judges in other cases. See, e.g., Sahyers v. Prugh, Holliday & Karatinos, P.L. 560 F.3d 1241, 1244 -1245 (11th Cir. 2009); Procaps S.A. v. Patheon Inc., 2014 WL 1237553, at *8 (S.D. Fla. 2014); Perry v. Jones, 2007 WL 1455863, 1 -2 (N.D.Ill. 2007); Schaffner v. Hispanic Housing Development Corp., 76 F.Supp.2d 881, 883 (N.D.Ill.1999)(Bucklo J.); Regional Transportation Authority v. Grumman Flxible Corp., 532 F.Supp. 665, 667 (N.D.Ill.1982)(Shadur, J.). 2 cannot be won.” United States v. Golden Elevator, Inc., 27 F.3d 301, 302 (7th Cir.1994). Defense counsel, Ms. Durowade, seems to think my recent and completely unsurprising ruling regarding the payment of fees to an expert witness being relevant to bias somehow excuses her five-month delay in bringing her current motion. [Dkt. #311, Pars. 3, 4]. But Ms. Kramarik was

not an expert witness so the matter is quite different. See, e.g., Olympia Equip. Leasing Co. v. W. Union Tel. Co., 797 F.2d 370, 382 (7th Cir. 1986)(“. . . expert witnesses . . . are often the mere paid advocates or partisans of those who employ and pay them, as much so as the attorneys who conduct the suit. There is hardly anything, not palpably absurd on its face, that cannot now be proved by some so-called ‘experts.’ ”). Defense counsel does not explain – nor could she – how bias enters into the equation when a party like Akiane Kramarik or Akiane Art Gallery pays legal fees, and the cases from my previous Order that she adverts to do not help. See, e.g., North v. Russell, 427 U.S. 328, 337 (1976)( judge’s possible bias due to interest in the outcome of the case); United States v. Abel, 469 U.S. 45, 52 (1984)(gang membership supported the inference that testimony was slanted

or fabricated); Tumey v. State of Ohio, 273 U.S. 510, 523 (1927)(direct personal pecuniary interest in convicting the defendant). But, no matter, because if it is somehow relevant, it was somehow relevant five months ago and defense counsel’s failure to think about it from February through July suggests it was not very important in the first place. While wisdom may come slowly, it does not justify what occurred in this case. Still, it should not go unnoticed that plaintiff’s counsel, Mr. Wolek, made a hash of the end of Ms. Kramarik’s deposition: Ms. Durowade: Okay, is Art Akiane paying any attorneys fees in this law suit?

Mr. Wolek: Objection, calls for legal conclusion. Counsel, if you ask anything like this again, I’m just going to end the deposition. Is that understood? 3 [Dkt. #311-1, at 153]. The two attorneys then had another one of their tiffs with Mr. Wolek adamant that he wasn’t going to allow his client to answer the question. Ms. Durowade finally said, “If you’d stop interrupting me, you might actually hear what I’m trying to say. Okay? She can either say, ‘I don’t know,’ she can either say, ‘No,’ she can either say, ‘Yes.’ Either way, the question is

relevant.” [Dkt. #311-1, at 154]. Mr. Wolek ought not to have been so chesty, of course, because his objection was plainly incorrect: whether legal fees are being paid or not is a fact, not a legal conclusion. Moreover, by instructing his client not to answer the question, Mr. Wolek violated Rule 30(c)(2) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, which unambiguously prohibits a lawyer from instructing a witness not to answer a question unless necessary to preserve a privilege, to enforce a limitation ordered by the court, or to present a motion under Rule 30(c)(2). See Redwood v. Dobson, 476 F.3d 462

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